Big Brother 9, March 12th - Gift Wrapped Crap is Still... Crap
Previously on Big Brother: Josh has no soul, Chelsia has no heart, Ryan has no brain, Sharon is boring, Matt is cocky, Natalie is needy, James is 13, Adam is under the radar, and Sheila is unusually powerful (must be the superhero outfit she’s sporting these days).
This is the live show, day 35, so pay attention as Julie Chen walks us through everything that aired… yesterday. While Matt paces in the backyard, Natalie tags at his heels yipping about how Joshuah’s most stupid move was telling her about his plan to oust Matt. She is absolutely correct.
Chelsia has a less pleasant conversation with Ryan about how she was totally prepared for him to flip and save Matt. Her words mean nothing as the yelling and barely controlled flailing show how completely blindsided she is by this turn of events. She’s threatening Ryan about the game being on. Again. I call a moratorium on the phrase “game on” since it should been on since day one. Interesting that Ryan is trying so hard not to cower from her diatribe. He certainly can’t be physically afraid of her, but it doesn’t look like this was the first time he’s had to ride out the ranting of an enraged woman.
Ryan asks Matt (who came in to gloat) and Chelsia to leave the HOH room so he can speak with Josh alone. They confirm their super secret alliance to protect each other, and since everyone will expect Josh to be furious with Ryan for the flip no one will suspect their sacred oath to protect each other for as long as it’s convenient.
Sharon is worried about being the first hamster sent to sequester. Matt assures her that she isn’t going anywhere. Elsewhere Sheila lets Ryan know that he did the right thing. Ryan is clearly not as comfortable with conflict as some others in the house. Is it just dawning on him now that he can’t win this game without making some enemies? In reference to Chelsia he says, weakly, “the bitch is going down.” Big Bird could have uttered that phrase with more venom.
Outside Matt and Josh dance around a confrontation where Matt says Joshuah’s mom should be ashamed of him. The editors got really sloppy here, since this exchange only makes sense to those of us who follow the feeds. Based on what was aired on CBS it appeared to come out of nowhere. Sharon begs Joshuah to let it go and not get into it with Matt… she fears that she will pay the price for his temper. She needn’t have worried, he wasn’t going to go after Matt since Matt isn’t a woman.
Joshuah wants us to know that the fastest way to set off his immeasurable rage is to tell him to shhh. That explains why he’s so angry all the time, because I’m thinking he brings out the urge to shhh in most people he meets.
Sheila and Sharon are lounging around and Sheila says she thinks Matt may very well win this game. Sharon doesn’t think that’s possible as he’s lied to everyone and that’s just wrong. Two words: Big Brother. Sharon explains how the only time Matt ever paid attention to her was when she was HOH. Sheila finds out for the first time that Matt had kissed Sharon. She’s surprised but puts game play aside to ask if he was a good kisser. Sharon says no, and kissing a dog would be preferable. Okay, how would she know that? And don’t tell me if you know. Looks like we have another girl in this house who is upset with Matt for not paying attention to her. Hmmm. If Matt’s affections hadn’t been so fleeting would she be so quick to dog his technique (so to speak) on TV? I doubt it.
Looks like the roofer from Boston has more than one smitten kitten. I’m telling you it’s the accent. There is just something about that accent.
Of course Sheila runs to Natalie and tells her about Matt having kissed Sharon. Natalie takes this as well as can be expected, better actually, since there was no bloodshed. Natalie suddenly decides that she needs to play the game in her own best interests, and now those interests would be served by booting Sharon right into sequester. Sheila agrees and they give their word to James that they will vote to keep him in the house.
In passing, Matt asks Natalie to confirm that she will vote to evict James. She says she isn’t sure anymore, he’s instantly in damage control mode so he pulls her into the room to speak privately. She confronts him about kissing Sharon. He won’t deny this as she wouldn’t believe him, so he apologizes. She told Sheila she was concerned about Sharon being close to Matt and him taking her to the end. Instead of taking this route with Matt, she whines about how he doesn’t pay enough attention to her. He’s angry now, and vacillates between yelling that he’ll vote Sharon out to prove he doesn’t like her and telling Natalie she’s either with him or against him.
I am sure there were many watching who saw that scene as reaffirming his status as a misogynist… and I’m not saying he is or isn’t. But people like Natalie are incredibly draining and incessant neediness is very hard to deal with.
A few of the hamsters discuss the upcoming vote in the Diary Room. Chelsia feels Sharon needs to leave the house because she’s not playing the game. She can’t coast by being the quiet girl who reads the bible and plays with the guinea pigs. James is the only person in the house with whom Chelsia has a mental connection. A dubious distinction at best. Adam sees pros and cons for evicting each - so he’s the designated waffle. Matt can’t trust the kid with the pink mohawk so James must go.
Julie checks in with the House Guests and asks Matt about his emotional response to being saved from the block. He apologizes to Josh for yelling, but he certainly had doubts about his place in the game and is happy to still be there.
She asks Natalie how splitting the couples has changed her relationship with Matt. She’s says it’s the same, they are still close (in her mind), and he still shares her bed so he must like her a little. Seriously, her family needs to plan an intervention for when she returns home. And Matt will need a restraining order. Matt says that he and Natalie are great friends and they are BFFL. That’s a new acronym to Julie so he clarifies that it means Best Friends For Life.
My 14 year old daughter, who does not watch this show, was in the room when he said that. She comments that she had never heard a guy say that before, just girls. In junior high.
Julie shows a split screen clip of Sheila and Jen (last season) strutting their stuff in the red unitard. She takes a straw poll of “Who Wore It Best” (I am not the only person who reads US Weekly) and the hamsters unanimously vote Sheila.
Back to the twist… remember that? Where we were all encouraged to vote to give an evicted player a chance to reenter the game? Before we get to that Julie wants to check in with the former House Guests living in sequester. They are all in separate sequester houses, which surprised me. Although couples evicted together are still together, they have had no contact with other evictees. Jacob prays, professes his love for Sharon, and prays some more. Parker and Jen make a salad and engage in a little friendly banter about who should be sent back to the house. Jen wants to go back with a vengeance while Parker thinks another chance would be “awesome.” Those two are quite profound.
Alex and Amanda aren’t enjoying their living arrangements nearly as much as Parker and Jen. They can’t stand each other - so he feels no need to let her finish her sentences. He’s quite rude to her, and wants to come back to show the house that he’s not a nice guy anymore. If Amanda were given the opportunity she would look out for herself.
Last, and least, is Allison. She is desperate for another shot at winning the game. She feels she’s by far the most deserving person of the opportunity to exact revenge. She took all the torture and ridicule and remained strong. If she gets to go back it’s going to break bad in a big way. Wow, entitled and willing to proclaim herself deserving of revenge. Who could have seen that coming, except everyone who’s seen this season.
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Posted: 2008/3/13 22:19 Updated: 2008/3/13 22:19 |
Home away from home   Joined: 2004/9/13 From: BSU Posts: 670 |
 ... Does anyone else think this was a waste of a week? Thanks for wasting our time, CBS. You evicted someone to bring him back 5 minutes later.
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Posted: 2008/3/14 11:00 Updated: 2008/3/14 11:00 |
Writer   Joined: 2008/2/21 From: Orland Park, IL Posts: 70 |
 Re: ... Absolutely it was a wasted week. The entire thing was pointless...sadly that's kind of summing up the season so far
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