Celebrity Rehab, Episode 7 – I Drink Your Milkshake, I Drink it Up... Well Actually I Throw It At You
It’s the morning of Day 14 and Friends and Family Day was not kind to the Get Sober Gang. AI Jessica wants to be left alone, Governor Carey and her hair extensions need coffee, and Kinickie groans out of a wheelchair. Kinickie would like to wake up for one morning and not need a shot. RT Inez agrees with him as it would mean she would not have to look at his pale booty early in the morning. Friends and Family Day messed with Rude Rico Suave’s psyche more than anyone as his girlfriend told him she was land hockey goalie gear, and he proceeds to box with a palm tree. For those environmentalists out there, resist the urge to write letters, California is awash with palm trees, we can afford to lose one. He says he doesn’t want to be an idiot fighter to punch walls which explains why he’s punching a tree.
At morning meditation we learn there’s four days of treatment to go. Huh? Dr. Drew informs them that they are going to spend the day thinking about leaving prior to the graduation ceremony. Brigitte feels they are going to get emotional about leaving. Dr. Drew proposes an exercise that they become “Miss Cleos” and predict the probability of success. Kinickie, of course, kicks it off. He feels Jaimie “Who” Foxworth has the highest probability of success because she’s cool and together. JWF feels Kinickie wants to do it but OxyContin Vickie has got to go. Brigitte says she’s the kind of person who will serve him cocaine and Jack Daniels on a silver tray looking hot. Kinickie looks like he can’t wait.
AI Jessica thinks he wants it but that he feels he is too old. She tells Rude Rico Suave he sugar coats things and that he has yet to come clean about his problems and feelings. He tells AI Jessica that he hates her and loves her at the same time and to “Go fuck herself” but defines that as his way of saying “I love you”. Most people send flowers or buy some chocolates. I’m putting my money on the line that AI Jessica becomes he next “Baby Mama” after she has the Rapper’s baby. He admits that he hasn’t been honest about his problems and cops to a gambling problem. Apparently he cheats bookies out of their money and because he has big muscles they’re scared to collect it. Where’s “Guido” when you need him? He doesn’t tell his wrongs because cameras are on and he feels that he might go to jail for what he’s done. Again, I question the decision to go on CELEBRITY Rehab. The group applauds him and Dr. Drew calls him courageous. What happened to the other people giving their opinions????
At his one on one Dr. Drew tries to dig deeper in his “gangster” background but RRS won’t say anything on camera. Dr. Drew says he doesn’t have to say what but he may want to clear it out so he can have a chance at being clean. RRS points to a tattoo that says “God forgive me” in Japanese and feels that’s all the closure he needs. It's that simple? Really? He feels he did whatever he needed to take care of his life and that he has a proper on/off switch for the bad guy.
Dr. Drew is recommending that everyone move to sober living facilities before going back to their environments. Governor Carey and AI Jessica are stressed about going there because they don’t know how to make money. Governor Carey says she can sing places but that she doesn’t have anywhere to go. AI Jessica is scared about relapse and paying her bills. Jaimie “Who” Foxworth is scared also because she doesn’t know what to do with her career. Basically, these folks do not want to get regular jobs.
RRS and Crazytown Seth are debating their plans. Crazytown Seth is considering sober living or renting an apartment. RRS proposes what could easily be VHDumb’s Celebrity Rehab spin off since he suggests Crazytown Seth come to Dallas and “be sober with him” while he goes to the fights and moves his stuff out to Los Angeles. I think RRS doesn’t want to hire a moving company.
Crazytown Seth apparently has had a problem committing to sober living but RRS suggests they get more tattoos together. That sounds like a solid plan. Maybe Crazytown Seth can get one that says “God forgive me” in Tagalog.
Dr. Drew wants his charges to engage in sober activities so he proposes a talent show at a sober coffee house. They get all tarted up and head out to the Coffee Gallery in old town Pasadena. RRS does a comedy routine, Crazytown Seth does a spoken word feature which is probably a song that will appear on a future album, AI Jessica sings her single of course, and nobody else has any talent that can be done in a public forum and not get Dr. Drew arrested for promoting lewd acts in public.
Back at the Pasadena Recovery Center, Dr. Drew pushes his luck further with a Day Trip to give them an experience of being in the real world. He announces a trip to Catalina. Crazytown Seth is excited as the last time he was there he wouldn’t get off the boat because no one had any cocaine. Everyone is a little too excited and amped up which scares Dr. Drew because they’re new in treatment. RRS is already shirtless and threatening to jump off. AI Jessica throws her legs over the ledge and says that if she falls in she can’t swim.
Down below a riotous round of 99 bottles of beer erupts and Forrest Bob is questioning the song choice. He asks them if this is how they want to be portrayed and their response is 76 bottles of beer on the wall. Forrest Bob is frustrated and asks them how old they are emotionally, AI Jessica says she’s 11 and Governor Carey is a ripe 15. They pick back up at 72 bottles of beer. They would not have remembered what number they were on if they weren’t sober so they’ve progressed so Forrest Bob and Dr. Drew shouldn’t be dismayed.
They’ve arrived at the unsuspecting Avalon Dock and already RRS is causing a problem. The Captain tells RRS he can’t jump in the water and that he would be arrested if he jumps in the water. RRS says he’s on bail and looks like he’s going to comply but then goes for a swim. The captain cuts the propellers and Dr. Drew is slightly dismayed. They fish him out of the water but Harbor Patrol comes anyway to arrest him. They go to take his information and they want to arrest him but the VHDumb Producers stepped in to help out. RRS thinks it's funny but everyone else thinks he’s an idiot. Jaimie “Who” Foxworth gets more airtime by cursing him out; after an hour of begging they agree to let him go.
In the Catalina Island Process Meeting, Dr. Drew feels the group is unraveling. Forrest Bob asks them to explain their behavior. RRS apologizes for behaving badly. Forrest Bob reminds them that in four days they will have no one to monitor their behavior and they need to bring their structure with them. The subject of sober living comes up and they want to know the way it works. AI Jessica worries about being woken up in the morning and I have to say I agree; early morning wake ups are a bitch. AI Jessica gets called for using the “I’m going to drink if you make me do xxx” excuse. Forrest Bob says she needs to get over this mentality. Dr. Drew thinks she’s fine and can handle it that she’s tougher than she thinks.
Day 16 at the Pasadena Recovery Center, it's group time and they're down to 80 hours left. RT Shelley is wondering why Kinickie is counting the hours. He’s not sure if he has drugs at home. He’s had his maid look but he thinks OxyContin Vickie still has drugs at home. He feels that there’s a difference between drugs and prescribed medication. He does not feel that she has a problem. Kinickie thinks he can go back to using prescribed medication. Dr. Drew sits down with him for a one on one. He tells Dr. Drew he’s getting cranky and edgy. Dr. Drew asks him what he’s taken away from this experience and Kinickie starts to cry. He found something that he liked about himself. They bond over some more bumper sticker talk.
RT Shelley calls an emergency meeting the afternoon of Day 16. Kinickie addresses the group that he has to face the fact that he has to take medication when he leaves. He feels it is more honest to come clean but that he’s thrown in the towel. Brigitte says she’s exhausted and tired of begging him to stay, Chyna doubts he can control himself and he’s going to die, AI Jessica gives him a hug good bye. Adios Kinickie! By the way, he never got his card or another Yoga lesson.
After Kinickie leaves, the group struggles for something to do so a food fight naturally begins when Crazytown Seth showers AI Jessica with cereal and then in turn is doused with chocolate shake. Pretty soon the courtyard looks like the end of lunchtime at an inner city school cafeteria and a sober Crazytown Seth decides he wants to eat cereal off of the table with no hands. They decide to leave the mess for RT Shelley in the morning. RT Bill walks out and he makes them clean up before bedtime - he’s pissed at them. While they clean and sweep, he scolds them like Daddy Big Bear.
Crazytown Seth vows to stay crazy even if he’s sober because a food fight has nothing to do with sobriety. He also remarks that if they kick him out for fruit that he’s going to come back and slam heroin on the door step. RRS and Brigitte are mad and they feel its disrespectful. RT Bill calls a meeting. Crazytown Seth calls a friend and refuses to take part in group. RT Bill thinks it’s a bad sign and he’s going to pray for him.
Next Week, RRS has phone issues, RT Shelley throws up her hands, and graduation looms closer.
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Posted: 2008/2/26 10:08 Updated: 2008/2/26 10:08 |
Writer   Joined: 2008/2/21 From: Orland Park, IL Posts: 70 |
 Reunion Show I read somewhere that they are filming the reunion show for Celebrity Rehab - today I think. Do you know when it's going to air?
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Posted: 2008/2/27 19:18 Updated: 2008/2/27 19:18 |
Writer  Joined: 2007/12/12 From: Palos Verdes, CA Posts: 92 |
Re: Reunion Show March 13th.
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