Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs. Women – Episode 5, It Hits the Fan
The “celebs” are dancing for charity. This week’s Fit Club features a dance-a-thon. The couples are Warren G & Da Brat, Dustin & Tiffany, Cledus & Kimberley and Maureen (Mo) & Ross (Ro). Maureen got the party started around 11 am by drinking some vodka shots.
90 minutes into the marathon, Dustin stopped moving his feet for a bit. It was enough to get him and his partner thrown off the dance floor. Dustin got mad that he was being “targeted” unfairly. Tiffany was miffed that she got stuck with such a class-act for a teammate.
Dustin’s angry outburst, in which he threatened to beat up host ANT, ended the event. Kimberley and Cledus won the $12,000 for their charity after the guest judge determined they had the best form on the dance floor.
Da Brat was the first to weigh-in. Last week, she bet Dr. Ian that she’d lose 8 lbs. She did. Ian, Harvey and ANT paid her $100 big ones each and were glad to do so. Her next target is 2 lbs.
Tiffany didn’t lose anything. She said she wasn’t eating anything for dinner because her hubby is cooking for her son and himself while she’s out working, etc. Dr. Ian reminds her that you have to eat to lose weight. Otherwise, your metabolism slows down and your body goes into starvation mode. Her next target, which is for next week’s weigh-in—the celebs only get one week instead of two in-between this time—is 4 lbs.
ANT mentions that Cledus has another different look this week. The country parodist says the show is giving him hope and getting him a better class of chicks. Dr. Ian asks Cledus, who lost another 5 lbs., what he’s eating. Cledus says he’s had chicken and broccoli for like 40 days straight or something like that. Ian is horrified, but Cledus admits he doesn’t know what to eat.
Dr. Ian arranges for Susan’s Healthy Gourmet to send Cledus a variety of foods that he and the doc will pick out together. Cledus seemed relieved with that solution and was happy that he only had to lose one pound in time for the next weigh-in.
Maureen lost another five pounds. She’s down to 122, which is lower than her original target. She’s also the frontrunner in the body weight percentage lost…with 18.6% gone. Dr. Ian congratulates her for hitting her target so fast. It’s faster than anyone did before. Stacy is concerned that Mo might use alcohol when stressed out and wants to make sure that she doesn’t trade food for booze as a coping mechanism. Mo assures her she isn’t.
Maureen gets to pick her next target and chooses one pound.
Warren G. was 200 lbs. last time he got on the scale. He lost 4 lbs, which was his target. Unfortunately, Warren thought he lost more than that. He seemed disappointed and admitting to eating a few cookies. Dr. Ian told him that it’s okay to eat some cookies now and then, just don’t eat the whole bag. It’s about moderation, not deprivation. “The Regulator” himself has a new target of 2 lbs. for the next weigh-in.
Ross had a 4 lb. target, but he smashed it. The “Intern” shed an impressive nine more pounds. He’s down to 182 and is so thrilled with himself. He’s lost 15% of his total body weight and is breathing down Mo’s neck for the top honors this season.
Then, we have Dustin. Dustin pissed Mo off by eating a donut right before the weigh-in. Mo thought this was disrespectful to the team. Dustin doesn’t really care and starts complaining about Mo’s drinking problem.
Things only get worse from there. He feels like he’s being picked on. He weighs in and gains 5 lbs. Dr. Ian calls it a “stunning failure.” Dustin says he’s spent the last three weeks traveling. He went to Sundance and ate steak and lobster. He didn’t go to the gym or meet up with his trainer or follow the food plan. Dr. Ian asks him to man up and admit whether he wants to lose weight or not.
The producers show a clip from Dustin at a porn convention, promoting his sex tape. His galpal, Jennifer, who Dustin said was very hurt by the tape, is actually helping him on the business end. The contestants feel betrayed and lied to. Da Brat accuses Dustin of being one way in front of the cameras and another way behind the scenes. She doesn’t like his camera-hogging behavior one bit.
During the porn convention segment, Dustin says he’d be happy to give Kimberley Locke one of his special dildos. Kim gets upset and storms off set. Cledus had already headed on out. Mo, Da Brat, Warren and Tiffany head out too. Tiffany is on the phone saying she wanted off the show. Only Ross remained behind.
Then, it came out that Dustin challenged ANT to a fight. Harvey took issue with it. Dustin then offered to duke it out with him. Harvey was like, “whenever you’re man enough.” Harvey was ticked off. The folks who had walked out heard the yelling. It was a mess.
Next week, the fight rages on as Harvey says that Dustin is a “waste of sperm.” Can’t wait, can you?
So, are you enjoying the Celebrity Sh*t Club as little as I am? Why the heck do they keep Dustin on? Is this all contrived drama to get ratings for the cameras? Drop me a line at panndyra@yahoo.com or check out my blog at http://www.teamrt.com. I’d love to hear from you.
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