Pussycat Dolls: Search for the Next Doll, Episode 5 – Fat Butt and the Tone-Deaf Doll
This week we didn’t have a stupid theme like confidence. Oh no! We finally got down to the meat of what PCD is all about… the sexy. Yup! You have to be sexy to be a Pussycat Doll. We bet even the folks on FOX’s new “hit” game show, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, knew this.
Unfortunately, the big challenge for the girls is to maintain their sexy while operating on little sleep and a whole lot of stress. We focus on Anastacia. Apparently, she eats when she’s stressed. Chelsea, the former fattie, shows her competitor so little compassion. She’s like, “losing weight is all about will power. Anastacia needs to just not eat.” Well, maybe that’s not an exact quote, but you get the sentiment.
Wow! Sign me up for Chelsea’s weight-loss boot camp, really.
Chelsea also complains incessantly about Asia’s diva attitude. Asia only wants to eat cheeseburgers and fries or other junk food. She wants everything she wants now. Sure, Asia’s a b*tch and a diva, but Chelsea’s no better talking ‘bout her competitors behind their backs.
Guess she handles her stress by putting other people down. How nice?
This week, the Melissas were pretty quiet and Mariela struggled a bit because the focus was on vocals.
The immunity challenge saw the wannabe Dolls head to Vegas to perform a song and dance routine to the tune of “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell (great 80s tune. For more great 80s tunes, check out our 80s Week You-Tube thread at the Shack!) They learned the routine on the bus. Now that was funny. The girls slid all over the place and complained that it was inhuman of Robin and Mikey to make them do this. “We didn’t sign up for this.”
But the Pussycat Dolls gotta do, so you do to. So there, nananabooboo!
Melissa S. earned immunity, which she felt she needed. The audience chose her as the sassiest doll probably because she shook her rump at them. Later on, everyone went to a posh suite and hung out for a bit and ate and frolicked in the Jacuzzi. (Of course, they didn’t show a lot of frolicking, but my hubby told me this morning, he dreamt about it…so…)
Asia complained about the food which prompted Chelsea to complain about her to the cameras. Then, Anastacia, who was upset ‘cuz her dress didn’t fit her well, ate two desserts and Chelsea complained about that too.
Later on, the girls were given their elimination challenge. Robin paired them up for some sexy duets using power ballads from Aerosmith, Christina Aguilera and Toni Braxton. Chelsea sang “I Turn to You” with Mariela. Asia and Melissa R. crooned “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” and Anastacia got stuck with Melissa S. on “Unbreak My Heart”
The gals worked with a vocal coach who told Mariela to put herself in the song. She also dissed Asia for her ‘fake singing’ and mentioned that she needs to quit the theatrics. Chelsea was worried that her voice would give out.
The first performance featured Melissa R. and Asia. Melissa R. cried at the end of the song. She told the panel she was thinking about her grandma. (Wow! I never would’ve thought that!) They understood she was feeling the song, but called her out for letting it get the best of her. Anastacia sat on a couch and looked like a Roman goddess at the beginning of “Unbreak My Heart”. Ron picked up on her smoldering sexiness, but told her the singing was a bit off. Melissa S. did okay, but she had immunity and it didn’t really matter, did it?
Finally, Mariela tanked and Chelsea mimicked Christina Aguilera on “I Turn to You”. Mariela showed her vocal weakness, but felt that she would stay because it’s harder to learn to dance than it is to sing and Chelsea can’t dance.
However, the judges – and I – although I know that doesn’t matter, saw it the other way around. They sent the lovely Latina packing. Adios!
Who will go next week? I’m thinking Melissa S. will sing her swan song. What do you think? Email me at panndyra@yahoo.com or check out my blog at http://www.teamrt.com for more reality TV coverage with a snarky spin!
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