The Chyna Sin-drome - Surreal Life Fame Games, Episode 7
Last time on Fame Games, Manny Lewis got sent home in a surprising twist. This week, the Fame Gamers are told that there is no more B-List. They can rejoin the A-List in the mansion. Traci Bingham is thrilled beyond belief. She was so happy to have “her alphabet back.”
Wow! She’s as funny as she is talented, isn’t she?
Traci and Ron Jeremy work out in the backyard. Traci shows good form and Ron decides to work out without a shirt on. Eek! Ron Jeremy semi-nude is not that good. The former porn star has let himself go in a big way.
Traci says Ron’s like a weird or scary older brother. She doesn’t mind that he wants to get in her pants, but she ain’t gonna let him get there. The closest he came was when she playfully put his towel between her legs after he sneezed on her shirt.
This show is a class-act all the way, ain’t it?
The Fame Gamers head to a room with a ton of telephones. They are participating in their first individual challenge. Robin the Leech tells them that they must call their ‘famous friends’ and get them to call back. Andrea Lowell is upset ‘cuz she doesn’t know anyone famous.
Poor Andrea. You’re a Playmate, right? Call Hef! He’s famous.
Instead, Andrea spends the eight hours – yes, the challenge lasted eight hours and the editing made it seem like a whole heck of a lot longer – complaining, crying and sitting there whining. She calls her former Surreal Life castmates like Tawny Kitaen and Sherman Helmsley as well as her current ones, including Vanilla Ice.
Ice is on the horn immediately calling motocross people like Ricky Carmichael, the UFC champ, Chuck Liddell and a bunch of other people that don’t seem so famous to the other castmates. (Now, that’s soooooooo ironic and funny, I just can’t go there.) Verne doesn’t really want to do this. He thinks it’s sort of demeaning. He rides off and goes to take a nap. While he’s gone, Ludacris and the Reverend Jesse Jackson give him a call back.
Vanilla Ice goes to tell Verne. Verne’s like that’s cool – I thought so too – and returns to the competition. This pisses Andrea off because she figured if Verne quit, she could at least avoid going home.
What a little b*tch, right?
Chyna chats with Adrian Zmed (he, of TJ Hooker fame) and Belinda Carlisle among other people. Pepa calls her pals and speaks with Spinderella and some guy who says he’s with the Wu-Tang. Of course, that’s just Ice playing with Pep.
Aww!
Ron Jeremy tries calling George Clooney but gets hung up on. Hehe! Mickey Rourke calls him back. How nice? Traci Bingham rings Russell Simmons and gets Sisqo to hit her back. This upsets Andrea ‘cuz she also called Sisqo.
Who knew the “Thong Song” guy was soooooooooo popular.
After the challenge, Chyna and Traci try to move into their new, old room. Andrea left it in complete disarray. Frankly, it’s a pig-sty. Chyna’s like, “Andrea, clean it up.” Andrea’s like, “No, I’m probably leaving anyway. Boo-hoo. Then, it’ll be clean.” Chyna thought it was disrespectful.
So did I. Of course, I never thought I’d agree with Chyna, but…
Later the Fame Gamers are called back to the telephone room. Robin the Leech introduces Kennedy, the former MTV-veejay. She’s going to rate the cool factor of each of the celebs that called back.
Now, who’s gonna rate Kennedy’s cool factor?
Rob gets pissed and throws a hissy fit. He thinks it’s disrespectful to the stars who called the Fame Gamers back. I agree. Of course, I never thought I’d agree with Vanilla Ice, but…
He storms off and Kennedy is really shaken up by the tirade. Andrea’s secretly pleased because she wants Rob to leave so she won’t have to.
Why the heck this girl wants to stay in this house so bad is beyond me!
Rob eventually returns and Kennedy tells him why she’s qualified to choose the cool factor of these people. She then launches into a tirade about how she knows all about Ricky Carmichael and loves motocross and he’s soooooooo cool. She puts him high up on her 1-to-50 scale of cool. This upsets the other Fame Gamers as it should.
This is such an arbitrary challenge. It’s totally unfair.
But, who thought I’d agree with these people.
In the end, Andrea cries – she decides if Rob can manipulate Kennedy so can she – and gets Sherman Helmsley, an “icon” put at the top of the list. This action keeps her in the competition and seals Chyna’s fate. Chyna Doll is eliminated from the competition and heads out with class, decorum and grace.
Andrea remains and the rest of the cast is upset with her…as they should be.
Next week, Verne and Traci get cozy. I’m not sure I want to see that, but you know I’ll be watching. If you wanna talk Reality TV, email me at panndyra@yahoo.com or … check out my gossip blog at http://www.teamrt.com
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