Goodbye, Mr. Roboto: Dancing with the Stars 3, Week 3 Results

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	Published: 09-28-2006
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Goodbye, Mr. Roboto: Dancing with the Stars 3, Week 3 Results

This week’s results show was an hour – in dog years. They rehashed the “controversy” of illegal moves with Len giving a mini-lecture on what’s out of bounds. Lifts are when someone has both feet off the ground and does a move they couldn’t do without a partner. And also basically everything that Mario ever does.

Vivica and Nick got tonight’s spotlight dance, but you knew that already.

The Scissor Sisters performed while Jesse and Cheryl got all slinky. How do we go from Julio Iglesias to these guys? But wait there’s more. There’s also a theatrical pro group dance with an Italian dude singing opera (I think) in a cape (!) backed by a choir (also in capes). It’s as if the person booking acts is thinking what can I do to make this show just a little tackier? Dude, consider it mission accomplished. But it’s results night, we’re just killing time. And believe me, by the second Scissor Sisters song (try saying that five times fast – just to stay awake), death by procrastination wasn’t a stretch.

Then finally, they cut Harry loose. Ashly was in tears and couldn’t even speak afterwards. Big Lips looked very supportive but you know that’s going to be a painful ride home. I will miss Ashly – she’s a great dancer with a wonderful personality who’s had terrible luck with partners. The irony of it all – she got further in season 2 with Master P than she did with Mr. Roboto. Naturally, I blame Big Lips.

Mali Perl works in finance but her heart belongs to entertainment. She can be reached at mali@realityshack.com. Next week: waltz and paso doble. And you know what that means-more capes! Ole!

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