It's Bound to End In Tears - Canada's Next Top Model, Finale
Which Model Wannabe Will it Be?
Okay, it's safe to come out now. Brandi has definitely gone, it wasn't some cruel joke being played on us! As she goes to a better place (ie. nowhere near our tv screens) we, and I'm sure the remaining three girls, breathe a collective sigh of relief. And now there are three..... androgynous Andrea, psychotic Sisi and, um, Alanna. (See, the girl's so bland I can't even come up with a smart ass name for her!)
The big ol' homestead sure seems empty as the girls return from the latest elim'. Surprise, surprise, no note from Madam Brandi, there is however ... Tricia Mail!! Tricia informs them that tomorrow's challenge will be called 'Stand and Deliver'. Hmmm, whatever could that mean? Is the show so hard up for cash that the girls are being sent out to do some highway robbery? No silly, it's a Cover Girl Commercial! The pinnacle of any Cover Girl's career! For some reason the girls don't seem too excited about the prospect of getting all easy and breezy, preferring instead to offer their own opinions on who should be the next to go.
Day of commercial, they are taken to a balloon filled studio and introduced to the director, Steve Chase, a man of infinite patience as we will discover. He has obviously been around models many times as he carefully explains to them that this commercial will test their range of expressions and include, wait for it, walking and talking at the same time. Oh my!
After learning their lines as they get gussied up in pretty pastels, it is Sisi who steps up first. Nice face Sisi, shame about the total inability to speak legibly. Andrea goes next, again, looks great but failing in the whole walking/talking thing. And what's with the creepy wink at the end of every take? Eww! Alanna starts off great, the embodiment of both easiness and breeziness. It's not long however, before she too shows her total lack of delivery, causing our harried director no end of frustration! Alanna actually admits how hard it really is to walk and talk! Really!
By the end of the shoot though, Alanna has become one of Steve's favorites and they all finish by frolicking amid the balloons, in wild abandon and taking turns in practicing Andrea's weirdo wink. Which leads us straight to tonight's first elimination.
They arrive in the judging room to be greeted by the usual panel, Stacy having gone all African on us all of a sudden, and joined by guest judge, Steve Chase. We get to see the final commercial, which turns out to be an amalgamation of the best bits, which is to say the parts where you could actually understand Sisi, and Andrea was actually doing a fair job of appearing animated. It seemed to be the general consensus that Alanna certainly had the CG look, in her own homey kind of way and it was finally decided that it would be Sisi that would be leaving.
Looking more solemn than usual, Tricia tells the girls that they had had additional challenges to deal with (and lets face it, they're all pretty challenged to begin with!) but, unbelievably, they had all managed to handle that pesky 'walkin', talkin' thing well. Stacy, for some reason, looks suspiciously smug as Sisi is told the news, while Tricia is tearful and Jeanne gives an audible gulp. Venoit, of course, remains expressionless, though I'm sure he was cryin' on the inside. Sisi graciously takes the high road in her exit, lying through her teeth when she says what a fun time she has had and how being a quirky model beats being a top model any day. Well, dear, I guess you'll never really get the chance to know, will you? So we say sayonara to Sisi and move on to the battle of the stick insect and the Quarterback.
Returning to an even emptier house (because, like, Sisi took up soooo much room!) Alanna and Andrea are informed via Tricia Mail that tomorrow will be a day of photo face-offs and a 'fierce' fashion show. (I've been waiting the whole season to hear that word!) Oh, and of course there's the small matter of THE FINAL ELIMINATION!!!!! Much nervousness ensues, reducing Andrea to a blubbering idiot, whining about how she just wants to win, so she can be told how fabulous she is by people who get paid for doing so.
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