Reunited and It Feels So Bleck: Flavor of Love 3, Reunion

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Reunited and It Feels So Bleck: Flavor of Love 3, Reunion

One Last Nut And It's A Wrap

The Tastes Like Crazy Reunion has come and gone without much ado because there was nothing to have ado about. It was filled with canned laughter and canned applause and highly edited with cuts to the audience at awkward times. And at the end when he hugs his mother, it’s a cut and paste from the beginning because he’s wearing his do’rag under his crown which he took off halfway through. Here are the highlights.

1. S’More comes on to talk to the girls (plural) and she talks to Ice (singular). Ice still works at Hooters and still finds Flav unattractive. S’More tells Flav he’s not cute enough to tell a girl that her breath stinks. Flav tells S’More she needs a weave. Here’s the thing—Flav says that off the cuff and S’More has no come back at all. How is she a Queen of Comedy if she can’t quickly come back at someone? She may be hosting another VHDumb show because she has no reason otherwise to be on the reunion.

2. Shy says that the show hurt her career because casting directors know her as the girl with smelly stank breath. However, she’s happy she found Prancer on the show because Prancer’s mom is afflicted with the same condition Shy’s mom passed from. Flav gives a genuine hug to Prancer because he didn’t know Shy’s mom passed or that Prancer’s mom is sick.

3. Flav is bald.

4. Big Rick can dance!

5. Hotlanta isn’t an alcoholic. She was on vacation from her kids and so she drank. I get that. Then she gets flustered and said she could really use a drink.

6. Sinceer drinks a lot but that’s because when she drinks, she likes to drink til she drops otherwise what’s the point. She had feelings for Flav. She likes telling people whose moms are sick that their moms will die.

7. Seesinz has a lot of jokes about Sinceer having a big forehead but she doesn’t really say anything else. Flav has to sit between them to make sure they don’t fight.

8. Black is a shy person and wanted to say more to Flav during the finale but couldn’t express her feelings. She looks gorgeous, by the way.

9. Thing 2 hasn’t seen Flav in six months and when they reunite, they hug it out and say that they are great friends. When Lalallallallalalalaaa asks Flav where they stand, Flav talks all about his baby mama and nothing about Thing 2.

10. Flav introduces everyone to his new son Karma and his baby mama. He asks the mother of his child to marry him and promises to be a good husband.

So basically, Flav did the dating shows, or at least this last season, to get money. He says that he had love all along and didn’t know it. I think he knew it and it was a good business move. Now that he’s on a sitcom, he doesn’t need to be on reality tv, pretending to find true love. Or maybe he was trying to find out if something better was out there and decided that the woman he was with was as good as it gets. Either way, Flavor Of Love is no more.

Flav tells Ladeladada that the girls this season were the nicest group of girls the show has seen. They were also the most boring. Keep in mind that New York was not on this season, and the ratings for this season were not spectacular at all. So it’s a very good time for the show to end. I’m sure we’ll see a wedding special in the future. I hope it all works out for him because despite the nuttiness, his heart is in the right place.

One last time: FLAVOR FLAV!!!!!!!

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