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Britney Has A Bad Day - Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, Episode 3
  Posted on Wed 01 Jun 2005 (1372 reads)
Britney Has A Bad Day – Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, Episode 3

By: Chloe

Britney and Kevin are trying to discover how she feels about him. Apparently they were still in the middle of the conversation when the last show ended.

Kevin: “How do you feel? Tell me.”
Britney: “I love you.”
Kevin: No response
Britney: “How do YOU feel?”
Kevin: No Response
Britney: “I lied. We’ve had a lot of moments, but that doesn’t mean I love you.”

Whoa! Way to cover yourself Britney, girlfriend! Your punk of a boyfriend digs and digs until you finally say “I love you!”, then just sits there and says nothing.

Kevin and Britney bicker back and forth through concerts in Dublin, Ireland and Vienna, Austria. He says she doesn’t like being vulnerable. No kiddin’! Not many people like to put themselves out there and not get anything back. Britney plays it cool and ignores him when, with camera in hand, he continues to hound her.

Later, a fuming Britney wants to beat the crap out of him. Stand in line, honey! In order to rid herself of her aggression and anger, she goes a couple of rounds boxing with her bodyguards. Kevin thinks she’s scared to love him and that makes him scared to love her. No, folks it doesn’t get any better. That’s about all there is in this week’s episode.

Britney tries to make Kevin jealous by talking about Brad Pitt and how good lookin’ he is and how she’d love to be with him. She goes even further by trashing men in general and how maybe she should just be a man. Kevin and Mo the bodyguard roll their eyes. Later, Mo admits that Britney sometimes gets on their nerves.

We get a break here with a few shots of her concerts. Okay, break over.

Now we see Britney smoking…actually she smokes a lot during these shows. She is pondering life again and says she no longer believes in fairy tales. She also thinks that she was set up to fall in love with Kevin. She thinks her meeting him in the L.A. bar was completely planned. And…your point is what Britney? Girlfriend, you can lead the horse to water, but you don’t have to drink it or have sex with the man fillin’ the trough!

Britney’s mood does not improve. She mouths off about life on a concert tour. To keep her happy, her crew keeps her on a coffee high or she’ll bite off their heads. Her assistant stresses to the audience, “Britney is human. She’s just reacting in a human way.”

Next week: Britney almost loses Kevin. Britney pops the question.

Talk to me! The lines are open! chloe@realityshack.com

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