| Manly Defeat |
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| Posted on Tue 29 Mar 2005 (1672 reads) |
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by Mrs. Agnello There is one thing that the Gotti household has too much of and that is: testosterone. With the exception of Victoria of course who is getting in touch with her feminine side. Victoria and her friend Robert go to her office at the “Star” magazine to see if she got any mail. She finds five crates full of letters for her. She opens one which she is intrigued by. The letter mentions how she is a beautiful, intelligent woman and the woman also mentions that she would like to make a doll of Victoria. Victoria sounds interested in it and says she will think about giving her a call. Meanwhile, back at the house in the back yard there is a manly game of football being played with the boys, their uncle Peter, and some of his friends. The rules were that there should be no tackling. However, the boys right away talked one of uncle Peter’s friends by the name of Chubby. In the house, Victoria is calling Robin, the woman who makes dolls. She seems really nice on the phone and Victoria decides to get together so they can talk more about this doll business. The Guys that just played football are in the kitchen. Uncle Peter is upset that the boys tackled Chubby after he said that they shouldn’t and challenges them to a real football game. The boys agree. Why do the compete with Uncle Peter? I will never understand. Uncle Pete mentions that they are metrosexual (which I have to agree with). John quickly says that they are a lot tougher than they look. We’ll see about that! Uncle Peter says that the losing team will serve the winning team at dinner. Victoria mentions that her money is on her boys and that this will separate the men from the boys. The next day the boys and some of their friends are practicing early in the morning. They practice throwing, receiving, and of course the touchdown dance. I think they should have practiced scoring the touchdowns and then worry about the touchdown dance. Uncle Pete’s team is practicing as well, only their practice is a little different. They are all sitting in a restaurant enjoying cigars, wine, and relaxation. Now that is my kind of practice! Victoria and Robert go to Robin’s house to talk to her more about the dolls she is making. Robin shows Victoria what kind of face she will be using and that she will be wearing the famous black dress Victoria loves to wear. Robin then tells Victoria the idea of making dolls of the boys (which Victoria guessed even before she said it). I would buy one of those, only if it came in a life size. It is the day of the big game! The boys are all getting ready putting on all kinds of padding, and those adorable tight pants with the drawstring on the front! Uncle Pete’s team is very energetic and walking toward the field while Chubby is beating a drum. Carmine moons the opposing team, which was a really nice way to start the game. There are many girls on the side of the field cheering the boys on. The game begins and John was the first to be tackled! So much for planning out his touchdown dance. After many hits on the boys side of the team and many touchdowns for Uncle Pete’s team, the game was over. I am sad to write that Uncle Pete’s team won 14 – 1. Ouch! You know what this means? The boys now have to serve the men at dinner. Back to Victoria and Robert in the house. They received the doll from Robin, and I have to say it was kind of insulting. The doll looked nothing like Victoria, the only thing that was similar was the hair. The doll had a totally different face, fish net tights, and a stuffed dress, which was stuffed with two socks for the breasts. Victoria was shocked and very disappointed. The guys are at the restaurant where the not so happy boys are carrying trays of food to the men, and eating some on the way. I have to hand it to them however, they did look gorgeous! Especially Carmine. John made a toast and said that the good thing was the nobody got badly hurt and that’s all that matters. As Victoria would say, at least her sons are good losers, and they are gracious in defeat which makes them men. Disclaimer: The pen name Mrs.Agnello is just that, only a pen name. I am not I anyway related to any Agnello, although I can only hope that one day I will be. |
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