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Priceless - Tommy Lee goes to College, Episode 4
  Posted on Thu 01 Sep 2005 (1141 reads)
Priceless - Tommy Lee goes to College, Episode 4
by Kay Sesay

Tonight's show starts out at a B.B.Q with Tommy shooting hot dogs (I think) out of this giant hot dog shooter thingy. Any how hot on the grill is calf testicles, yup you heard right, breaded and fried. Apparently it tastes like chicken!

In English class the literature up for discussion is "Tommy Land", Tommy's autobiography. The teacher describes Tommy's introduction where he has a conversation with his penis as beautiful. One girl makes a comment about not being able to read it past three pages; maybe she didn't think the penis was so beautiful. Ha!

Tommy plays football with some Fraternity brothers and decides he wants to part of the brotherhood. Over at the bar Tommy gets a frat 101, and starts his initiation.

Initiation starts in the kitchen where Tommy and other pledge have to wash dishes. Tommy flips down a lever and crash. Oh the sound of dishes breaking. The frame freezes as our British friend says "new set of dishes - $150.00."

Next we see Tommy walking down the hall to the laundry room with a huge basketful of clothes which he dumps all into one washer, and pours in a huge amount of an unknown liquid. Hopefully it wasn't bleach!
"New clothes for the fraternity, $1,200.00"

The next task is cleaning the toilet and Tommy's gets a warning about the toilet as it hadn't been cleaned in 2 weeks. The toilet is gross and Tommy's disgusted calling them filthy bastards.
"Having rock star scrub your filthy toilet … priceless"
Tommy vows to start his own fraternity.

Tommy bikes to school the next day and confides in Natalie that he's worried about a test that he has the following day. Natalie reassures
Tommy that he'll do fine and if he does she'll take him out for drink on her.

The next day Tommy and Matt find the perfect place to start a frat house. After decorating "The House of Lee", Matt and Tommy throw a B.B.Q so they can find some frat members.

Tommy goes to get his test results and walk out with an impressive B+.
At the bar with Natalie Tommy reminds her that the drinks are on her.

In a Pepsi commercial type scene, with megaphones in hand, Tommy and Matt run around, sounding off some kind of alarm yelling something
about you've been the chosen to be a pledge in "The House of Tommy" as they one by one stun the new brothers. The pledges are in a circle awaiting full membership into the frat, with one final test. A toga party! What seem to be 100's of toga clad hollering students run out into the yard of the house.

Uh-oh ... sirens!

That's all for tonight's show folks, I didn't laugh as much as I usually do.
What are your thought? Let me know, danyk.sesay@gmail.com





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