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Mom Knows Best - Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back, Finale
  Posted on Thu 28 Jul 2005 (2857 reads)
Mom Knows Best - Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back, Finale
by Hildee Weiss

The time has come and Anna has to make her choice between Rocky and Nathan. But before she does, she needs to spend some final moments with the guys. Or rather her mother does. That’s right, folks. Anna’s look-alike mom, Halina is brought in to test the waters (literally!) with each of the guys vying for her baby girl’s affections.

Rocky notes that Halina fires her questions at him pretty quickly. Do you like my daughter? Can this relationship last in the real world? What will you do if things don’t work out for you in show business? “I’m a dreamer,” offers Rocky. Someone better wake Rocky boy up because community theater won’t support Adrienne (I mean, Anna) and all of the little Rockys! Standing by the waterfalls with Halina, Rocky recalls a very different kind of waterfall scene with Anna and there’s a whole lot of saliva swapping going on.

The interrogation resumes as Halina asks Rocky about his romantic past. Noting that Rocky is the kind of guy that every girl would want to be with, Halina puts it on the line – have you ever been unfaithful to your girlfriend? Rocky admits he has but that the relationship was “shallow” and he has made mistakes. Rocky confides to Halina that he hopes Anna will pick him. Alone, Halina wishes for someone to love and respect her daughter but is Rocky that man?

While Rocky had felt awkward about meeting the in-laws, Nathan is thrilled to come upon Mom in the latest jet ski attire. He opens up to her about his Air Force past but keeps his personal feelings about war to himself (until he’s at confessional, that is!). Mom is impressed with Nathan’s good heart, not to mention his Friday night dates with his own Mom at the karaoke bar. And if that’s not enough, Nathan has been the cheatee and not the cheater. Score one for the Joe! Nate wins Mom’s vote once again when he oohs and aahs over Anna’s baby pictures. Halina can clearly see that Nathan is a guy who would do anything for her daughter.

Anna is having a hard time making a decision and wishing for her parents to help her out when Halina suddenly appears. Anna is glad that her mom got to spend time with both Rocky and Nathan but gosh, she hopes that Rocky didn’t put the moves on the elder redhead by the waterfalls. Halina assures Anna that she will respect her decision but wants to know what Anna thinks of Rocky’s past infidelity. Mom says that she got to know Nathan more and she liked that he is so close to his parents. Though she refuses to tell Anna what to do, Halina gives Nathan the thumbs-up in the confessional.

Anna and Rocky are on their final date before the elimination ceremony when Anna pushes the infidelity issue. Rocky claims that his low self-esteem drove him to do stupid things but he has learned from his mistakes. That seems good enough for Anna, who is ready for another aqua frolic with the reformed bad-boy. Having a dreamer spirit and finding himself with an amazing woman like Anna put a smile on his face all night, claims Rocky. (Funny. I thought it was all that cheek caressing and tongue trading that made him grin from ear to ear.) Rocky confesses that it’s hard for him to accept that Anna could have this passion with another man, let alone Nathan. “I can see the possibility of Nathan and Anna being great friends but unfortunately, that’s it.”

Preparing for her date with Nathan, Anna realizes that Nathan has to make her heart pound like Rocky did. Now, mind you. I’m a big Nathan fan. I personally want to see the “nice” guy win in the end but I am sure that those first pitter patters coming from Anna on their date are from the four by four ride up the mountains. Anna calls Nathan on his nervousness. Alone, Nathan says that he’s scared of the competition with Rocky. “This is David and Goliath!” He doesn’t know if he can deal with putting himself out there, only to fail. Nathan’s silent act continues until he and Anna come upon a pineapple plantation. Suddenly, he can’t say enough about the mai-tais and pina coladas they’ll be having tonight.

Once they’ve hiked to the top of Magic Mountain, Nathan waxes poetic by quoting some poem about love and how to trust your heart. They return to the bungalow, where Anna asks Nate what he’s so afraid of. He opens up about how he has always pushed people away because he is afraid of not being accepted. Assuring him that he is a great guy, Anna confesses that she was the ugly duckling back in Catholic school. Nathan is blown away by Anna’s strength and after telling her he really likes her, their date truly begins!

Nathan is on top of the world, claiming he wants to see cheesy movies and hold hands with Anna while walking down the sidewalk. As for Anna, she feels that Nathan has proven something to her. They share several lip locks before saying farewell.

Anna waits on the docks, thinking about these two great guys who are offering her two different things. Does she go with the hot guy or the guy who will be good to her, she wonders. We hear Nathan express his heart’s desire for a white picket fence whereas Rocky is talking dreams once again. Anna loves that Nathan will recite literature and poetry to her at the top of a mountain while Rocky can stare into her eyes forever. Such choices this poor girl has!

The first car pulls up to the docks and Rocky exits. (I am pretty sure at this point that this will turn out like a certain other ceremony on a certain other network where the first guy out is the loser.) Anna tells Rocky that she is very attracted to him and she forgets everything whenever she’s in his arms. That’s good. It’s hard for her to make a choice, she hesitates. That’s not good. She says goodbye to Rocky and tearfully waits for Nathan’s arrival. Rocky is left bawling in the limo, thinking he’s having a bad dream.

Nathan joins Anna on the docks, where she goes on and on about how much she has learned about herself. She’s taking his advice about being friends with somebody before establishing a relationship. She’s not promising anything but she’d like him to stay with her. His response? “Hell, yeah!”

As the lovebirds set sail, we are given some important updates about our favorite Average Joe 4 contestants. Anna and Nathan, of course, are taking things one day at a time. As for Rocky, he supposedly has an audition for “Days Of Our Lives” as a dreamy hunk. And do you remember Carson and Mike? Well, I’m here to report that they have been named reality television’s hottest couple! Don’t fret about Dante because he’s rumored to be dating Paris Hilton. Good ole’ Artie is trying to sell his Anna song to P. Diddy. Igor has lost 10 pounds of back hair and Josh the Jock has finally stopped crying. So long, my Average Joe friends.


You can e-mail Hildee Weiss at HildeeW@SBCGlobal.net






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