 by LauraBelle
Warning: This article contains spoilers.
As much as I enjoy what's happening to Eric and crew, it's become so difficult to watch their antics on the feeds. Apparently their new strategy is to annoy everyone to stop watching, hoping then Big Brother will fold and they can call themselves winners. It is so hard to stomach these people. I don't even have a lot to report on here because it was hard to sit through and we had fish while Big Brother was sorting out the Great Rotten Kosher Meat Caper.
Again Rachel and Eric were the first two up. After they worked out, they chatted. I wondered why Eric was still being nice to Rachel, being that she's one of the Sovereign Six (Kaysar's group). Perhaps they aren't sure where she stands. Regardless, he goes on and on about his so-called integrity and moral standards to Rachel. He tells her once again about taking the hat off of James' head as he had given that to him to wear because of his integrity and the hat is a symbol to his kids that he is thinking of them.
Rachel then asks Eric why he thinks that Janelle and Ivette don't get along. Eric can't seem to come up with any reasons other than that he sees them as polar opposites. He sees it that Janelle is all about herself and Ivette is all about other people. No, Eric. That would be Ivette is all about you. That's why you like her. Eric then moves on to discussing their first evening in the house. Janelle had wanted to take a sleeping bag and a cot. He says she had told him, "Oh well, I got mine. I don't care about anyone else. IGM." When in actuality, she said. "Oh well, we'll figure it out later." Funny how he wants to go back to this all the time, but he wants to forget how minutes later he made a pact with James, Kaysar and Michael to be final four.
Big Brother takes pity on Rachel and pages Eric to the diary room. They don't do their normal, "Eric, please come to the diary room." Instead they say, "Eric, could you come to the diary room for a little bit please? Thanks." I think they were allowing Rachel to make an escape, knowing she had been pinned down there in the kitchen listening to Eric go on for the umpteenth time about his integrity.
Later when Ivette is up, she fills Eric and Maggie on "Project Jerkoff." That would be the plan she and April conceived, telling Beau to relieve Howie's sexual frustrations for him in exchange for him not voting for Eric. Eric, finding the small bit of integrity he is still holding onto, tells her it's a bad idea. Maggie, however, is all for it. This would be the same woman that said even if she is evicted, she will leave the house already winning because she didn't jeopardize her integrity and morals. Ivette just can't get over herself and her good plan, as she then takes it to Rachel, Howie's partner. Those circles you see on Ivette's back would be the huge target that she keeps affixing to herself.
After a self-imposed exile from watching these feeds, I drag myself back, willing to do my duty for Reality Shack, and put in my time listening to Cappy's Crappy. Instead I find Beau and Jenny grooming Ivette. Not only do they give her a manicure and eyebrow waxing, they also trim her sideburns while we watch a closeup of Ivette trimming her nose hairs. Do you think the people controlling the cameras are back there drinking and laughing their asses off at what they're forcing us to watch? Perhaps they've been dipping in to Kaysar's hookah.
Kaysar is sitting on the couch giving a backrub to Rachel. She sits up and tells him and Howie how she heard Ivette, April and Beau making fun of Howie the night before. She then begins to whisper, and I can't make out what she is saying, but I suspect she was filling them in on the whoring of Beau for the "good of the team."
The camera switches into the large bedroom and we hear Cappy talking about his pants being wet now and how it looks like he peed his pants. He then talks about the sensation it leaves on his testicles. Thanks, I really needed that visual after watching Nose Hair Cam. Then Maggie says, "Sorry,Camera. I just pulled my thong out." If they aren't already drinking in the camera room of Big Brother, they are now.
Kaysar and Rachel meet up in the HoH room. Kaysar discusses the earlier meeting he had with Jenny. She is confused and not sure where she belongs right now. She is angry at April for being such a loose cannon. Many people realize April isn't long for the house as she's totally losing any composure she once had. The other day she asked for Xanax and didn't get it. This time she has asked for an OTC drug for dry mouth and didn't get it. She's literally coming apart and really needs the comfort of Pepperoni. Everyone is totally frightened about what will happen to her when she runs out of cigarettes.
The next time Kaysar is seen he is in the kitchen, saying he has just been in the Diary Room filling them in on his thinking that someone has been sabotaging his kosher meat. Someone left it out last night, and he can't eat it now, preferring not to get E Coli. He says he knows he put it away after eating three sandwiches the night before. He adds to the panic and says someone took a big dump in his HoH toilet and didn't flush. James figures it has to be a man's as it was too big. No shit, Sherlock! (Sorry, I had to do it.)
After this we get really weird feeds. They go to fish for awhile, then we get a distant shot of the kitchen table where you can barely hear the audio and shots of empty rooms throughout the house. We then get fish again for quite some time.
Not much strategy goes on tonight, as it seems a done deal to get Eric out. Many of the houseguests sit in the backyard enjoying Kaysar's hookah. Howie and Beau joke about kissing and Howie inhaling the smoke in through that.
Howie seems to have a hard time settling down every night. After this he goes and finds Janelle on the treadmill inside. They talk a little about relationships and sex. When Howie makes a comment about girls losing their virginity at fourteen, Janelle is beside herself. She refuses to believe that happens except in the ghetto. Was she really that sheltered growing up that she thinks that doesn't happen?
Shortly after, most of S6 is assembled outside, minus Rachel, who is assumably in bed. Howie does laps around the backyard, using lawn chairs as hurdles. He shouts "HoH, HoH, HoH" while he runs. When he's done he tries to help Janelle do sit-ups. She says it hurts her back unless she does it with a trainer. James and Sarah go inside to bed after joking about switching bed partners for the evening. James with Janelle and Sara with Howie.
Howie and Kaysar talk about trying out the 6 finger plan next week, but Janelle reminds them that Big Brother told them there was no guaranteed winner of Power of Veto every week. They're thinking if one of them wins Head of Household next week, they will put up Maggie and Ivette, allow everyone to think they are getting rid of Ivette, but axing Maggie.
They retire inside, with Kaysar taking a shower in HoH, and Howie and Janelle taking theirs downstairs. They planned to do a little bit of strategy in the HoH, then all hit the hay early. Howie wants to get caught up on his sleep and back in a normal pattern for better competing, noting that he and Kaysar both slept til noon.
Two more days. That's all I have left to listen to Cappy spout off about his morals. Regardless of whether he or Maggie are ousted, they'll take a hit and there will be new talk with a new HoH. I'll try to be a good recapper and listen and watch the feeds more today. They don't make it easy for me though.
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