Real Housewives of New Jersey, Ep 7: “True Love, True Lies”

Big hats, bowties, magazine covers, and a gay wedding.

It’s the day of Jamie’s wedding. The Lauritas and Manzos are preparing their wardrobe for the event.

Chris Laurita, Jacqueline’s husband, shows her the latest issue of a yet another magazine Teresa graces the cover of. She bashes Caroline, Melissa, and even sweetest-person-in-the-world Kathy.

Greg, Christopher and Albie Manzo’s roommate/friend, needs toothpaste. While waiting in line to purchase some, he stumbles upon the In Touch magazine with Teresa on the cover. He has to bring it to Caroline’s attention.

If that friendship was kaput in the season premiere, it’s past toast now. Caroline takes the high road and tries to bite her tongue. It has to be bleeding by now. She doesn’t want this drama with Teresa to ruin her brother’s wedding day.

What’s comical about the magazine cover is that Teresa and her girls are posing with a dog. Teresa is terrified of dogs, as the last episode suggested. A dog ran across the yard and Teresa hauled ass the other way, verbalizing her fears.

Jacqueline inquires about Teresa’s magazine cover and what all she said. Teresa plays the blame game and rebuffs any responsibility for what makes the cover and what the magazine includes in the interview.

Down at the Jersey Shore, Melissa, Kathy, Joe Gorga, and Richie discover In Touch magazine. They’re bothered by the quotes, but more annoyed by it than anything.

Everybody’s like “I’m over it. Whatever she needs to do to get money and get exposure.” That’s kinda sad, when your family and friends feel that way about you.

Teresa would probably deny that though.

Back on the bus again, the same bus Joe Guidice made the crude joke about Greg, Teresa and Joe are trying to make nice with everyone.

They’re not buying it. Not for real.

Teresa compliments Caroline’s dress and tries to spark up some conversation. Carolina keeps her answers short and crips, with no kind of friendly expressions.

Gosh, take the hint, Teresa. Caroline’s trying to bite her tongue instead of biting your head off. The talking is making that very difficult, if not tortuous.

Chris Laurita is planning some sort of big trip and everyone is invited.

That isn’t the wisest plan since there’s so much tension between Caroline and Teresa, and Teresa and the Manzo, and Teresa and…everybody. Dang.

Bowties, champagne, ducks, dogs, and big hats equal a good day. Okay well, Jamie’s big wedding day. Hats are mandatory for the women and I guess the men can wear shorts and slacks with some plaid.

Meaningful words are exchanged, tears are shed, and kisses are shared. Caroline makes her speech and now I need my box of Kleenex.

I miss Dina right about now. It so would have been a great occasion for her to make a guest appearance on the show.

Teresa has yet to respond to Joe Gorga’s texts. Joe texts Teresa from the shore for what seems like probably the last time.

Joe Gorga is definitely being the bigger man in this situation, and he does quite impression of Juicy Joe (Joe Guidice). He stills loves his sister and brother-in-law.

The night ends with everyone releasing wish balloons into the air. Let us hope some kind of peace is found among certain siblings and in-laws, and friends.

On the next episode: Teresa gets into it with Caroline and Jacqueline. Teresa and Joe Guidice meet with their lawyers and jail time is possible for one if not both of them.

 

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What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Tony Awards with Neil Patrick Harris

Last Sunday it was the MTV Awards; this Sunday it’s the Tony Awards. Quite a difference. This week the host is Neil Patrick Harris in a return gig. Something about his hosting just seems to work well. Little Doogie Howser grew up! Catch up on your other favorite shows at TV-Links.

1. 2012 French Open Tennis. Men’s Final from Paris. Novak Djokovic vs. Rafael Nadal. 8:00 AM CT NBC

2. NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup. Pocono 400 from Pocono Raceway in Long Pond, PA. 12:00 PM CT TNT

3. MLB Baseball. New York Mets at New York Yankees. 12:00 PM CT TBS

4. Formula One Racing. Canadian Grand Prix from Circuit Gilles Villeneuve in Montreal. 1:00 PM CT Fox

5. PGA Tour Golf. Final Round of FedEx St. Jude Classic from Tournament Players Club at Southwind in Memphis, TN 2:00 PM CT CBS

6. Gymnastics. 2012 Visa Championships. 12:00 PM CT NBC

7. Finding Nemo. Whoever though fish could be this lovable? A father loses his son and searches the ocean for him with the help of a very wordy, forgetful fish. Voices of Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres. 4:00 PM CT ABC Family

8. 60 Minutes. A look at Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, exotic game being bred by U.S. ranchers for hunting, and South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. 6:00 PM CT CBS

9. Dateline NBC. New witnesses come forward thirty years after the murder of a high school valedictorian. 6:00 PM CT NBC

10. Sand Masters. Rusty Croft and the artists create a huge sand sculpture for the Monster Jam World Finals in Las Vegas to honor the 30th anniversary of the legendary monster truck, Grave Digger, and its creator, Dennis Anderson. Their clients urge the sculptors to build something awesome that pokes fun at their father’s lengthy career of destruction and success. After a thrashing ride in a monster truck, the artists design an incredible masterpiece featuring the Grim Reaper, a grave digger and a tombstone-topped bloody birthday cake! 7:00 PM CT Travel Channel

11. The 66th Annual Tony Awards. Neil Patrick hosts the ceremony honoring the best of Broadway. 7:00 PM CT CBS

12. Secret Millionaire. The founders of Anytime Fitness travel to Oklahoma City to look for deserving people to share their fortune with. 7:00 PM CT ABC

13. Little People Big World: Amy’s 50th Birthday. Matt and Amy take a road trip to California. 7:00 PM CT TLC

14. Jerseylicous. Christy and Olivia become partners, CAthy and Jon team together for Alexa’s engagement party, and Fashion gives weaving lessons. 7:00 PM CT Style

15. Mob Wives Chicago. Nora heads back to Chicago to investigate the strange circumstances surrounding her dad’s burial, and Renee struggles with trust. 7:00 PM CT VH1

16. MLB Baseball. Detroit Tigers at Cincinnati Reds. 7:00 PM CT ESPN

17. Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. A heavy woman wants to lose her excess weight in order to start a family. 8:00 PM CT ABC

18. American Ninja Warrior. Northwest qualifying round. 8:00 PM CT G4

19. The Glades. a dead body in a mermaid costume washes up on shore, as Jim investigates links to a hip hop mogul. Jim believes Atlanta is Callie’s best job prospect. 8:00 PM CT A&E

20. Oprah’s Next Chapter Oprah interviews Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris and 50 Cent. 8:00 PM CT OWN

21. Sister Wives. In the first half hour, Kody and his brothers go to Vegas and ride on motorcycles, hang out at a biker bar, and shoot guns. In the second half hour, Logan, Mariah, Madison, and Hunter go back to Utah to visit with family and friends. 8:00 PM CT TLC

22. Ice Road Truckers. A mash-up of some of Hugh Rowland’s funniest moments from Ice Road Truckers. 8:00 PM CT HISTORY

23. Drop Dead Diva. Jay and Gray work together on a case involving a teenage video game genius, Kim represents her dad in an eviction case, the new investor for the firm gets involved in Jane’s personal life, and Stacy and Nikki start a business together. 8:00 PM CT Lifetime

24. Snapped. A mom kills an intruder to her home, but police suspect it could be murder 8:00 PM CT Oxygen

25. Bridezillas: Where are They Now Special. Revisit some of your favorite moments as WE tv follows up to see who’s still married, whose marriages imploded and who made a baby the night of their wedding. 8:00 PM CT Oxygen

26. Empire Girls: Julissa & Adrienne. Adrienne is unsure of her priorities after her sister has a baby, and Julissa introduces her new love interest at a housewarming. 8:00 PM CT Style

27. The Killing. Sarah and Holder have the killer within reach while the Richmond campaign prepares for Election Day. Meanwhile, the Larsen family attempts to regain a sense of normalcy. 8:00 PM CT AMC

28. True Blood. Season premiere. Sookie and Lafayette takes care of a mess, Bill and Eric are visited by the Vampire Authority, Alcide’s werewolf pack chases after Sam, Jessica enjoys her freedom, Steve Newlin visits Jason, and Sookie gets a warning from Alcide. 8:00 PM CT HBO

29. Nurse Jackie. Grace refuses to go to school, Jackie takes over control of the E.R., and Cruz has a pulmonary episode. 8:00 PM CT Showtime

30. The Big C. Cathy does scuba dive training, Paul has to stay in control for a speaking engagement, and Sean decides to take a break from the dating scene. 8:30 PM CT Showtime

31. Storage Hunters. When someone’s possessions are seized for lack of payment, the items will get auctioned off to the highest bidder. But for the folks putting up their money to buy the stuff, it’s always a gamble. A winning bid can result in items worth thousands of dollars or a collection of worthless junk. When there’s big money on the line, it’s every buyer for himself or herself. 9:00 PM CT truTV

32. Longmire. Longmire and team investigate an exotic dancer’s death, and find she may be of Amish heritage, and Cady’s new relationship is the source of controversy. 9:00 PM CT A&E

33. Our America with Lisa Ling Season Premiere. Litter girls in the beauty pageant circuit. 9:00 PM CT OWN

34. The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Caroline’s brother Jamie’s wedding ceremony arrives. Joe points out mid-ceremony that Teresa’s tits are hanging out. Caroline has two words for the classy couple, shut up. Teresa also (continues) to vent to Jacqueline about how she’s refusing “physical” therapy with her brother, Joe. 9:00 PM CT Bravo

35. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. Annie marries her first cousin, and Ana breaks every rule in the first gay Gypsy wedding. 9:00 PM CT TLC

36. The Client List. Riley ad Dr. Mark go on a date at a country club, Dee Ann becomes involved with a client, and Linette and Lacey deal with the first day of Taylor being in charge. 9:00 PM CT Lifetime

37. Bridezillas. Season premiere. Bride Marlene is never satisfied with her fiancé’s efforts to help her plan the wedding and isn’t afraid to scream or throw things to make her point. Also, she doesn’t think too highly of her sister Meldy’s fashion sense, so she forces her to go dress shopping at a store that will ensure all of Meldy’s body parts are contained on her special day. Meanwhile, Bridezilla Shederyl controls her bridesmaids’ dietary habits, while she herself indulges with chicken fried steak, making it a little bit difficult to fit into her dress. When she threatens to kick people out of the wedding, one bridesmaid decides she just might not show up on the day of the wedding. 9:00 PM CT WE

38 . Mad Men. Season finale. opportunity is in the air for everyone and Pete meets a stranger on the train. 9:00 PM CT AMC

39. VEEP. Season finale. Selina goes to Ohio in support of a candidate for governor, Dan continues to be haunted by the Clean Jobs Bill, and Selina tears up in a meeting. 9:00 PM CT HBO

40. The Borgias. Alexander gets ready to end his fast with a celebration, Della Rovere’s assassin becomes the taster for the Pope, Lucrezia’s lover proposes, and Cesare comes to a decision. 9:00 PM CT Showtime

41. Girls. Hannah begins working at Grumpy Café, Marnie has trouble supporting Hannah, Jessa’s former boss confronts her, and Shoshanna goes out on a date. 9:30 PM CT HBO