For Shame, Bret Michaels, For Shame!: Rock of Love 2, Episode 1
Sigh. Dear Bret, I don’t even know why I’m going through this again. You didn’t listen to me all last season as I begged and pleaded (pled?) with you every week to STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! You never stopped. Now you’re back for more. Call me masochistic, but I’m back, too. Thankfully, so is Big John, who also didn’t listen to me and never called. Hasn’t called. Maybe he still will. I see you haven’t taken the off-season to really expand your vocabulary. [...]
