Cry Me A Rivers – Nashville Star 4, Finale

by Orion Wynonna wasn’t dressed like I was drunk and peering through a kaleidoscope, so I knew tonight’s show was going to be different. Opening act: Big & Rich, featuring Cowboy Troy. Wynonna called Cowboy Troy “the bomb”. I have to say this, a black cowboy country rapper, what? I bet he is republican too, just to be different. First to perform, Casey Rivers, but first a montage of his previous performances. For all of you wondering, Great Balls of Fire still stunk. Then Casey [...]

Therapy and TLC – Real World Key West, Episode 10

by Clicker Hurricane Rita has passed by but things are still pretty stirred up. We start with tightly-wound Paula finally realizes that she needs some professional help and calls a therapist to make an appointment. Meanwhile things are stirred up in Zach’s nether regions. He’s found a crush in Key West and they share some intimate moments in the hammock and in his bedroom. He’s enjoying the cuddling. While in bed, he asks her to spend the night but she declines the slumber party invite. [...]

America’s Next Top Model Cycle 6, Episode 9 Commentary: Dance Dance Fever

by Mali Perl It had to happen – what is ANTM without a hospitalization? Especially since we had the fake-out fainting, we deserved a full-on “girl being carried/ambulance/IV” episode. Unfortunately, it was Danielle, who I like for being spunky and keeping it real. But let’s start at the beginning. More Joannie vs. Jade tension emerges this week in what I should just call the Battle of the Bitches. In one corner, we have the “I’m not arrogant” undiscovered supermodel Jade and in the other, we [...]

Dancing Divas and Copy Cats – America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6, Episode 9

by Leslie Seaton What? Nnenna’s gone? I’m away from recapping duties for one week and this is what I come back to? The girls in Thailand and our Ms. Poise sent packing? I just can’t…oh, who am I kidding? Nnenna’s been sliding off the radar for weeks now. I was sorta over her anyway. It seemed like her best pal on the show was Jade and if your best pal is Jade…well, it’s not exactly a ringing endorsement of your judgment. But enough about her, [...]

Bad Karma To Tee Off the Hippies – The Amazing Race 9, Episode 10

Then, Now, and All Over the Place – American Idol 5 Commentary and Results, Week 16

by Darla Kitt Well, Tuesday night’s show was a surprising combination of “Then and Now,” with the idols choosing songs from their birth year and this week’s Top 10 Billboard charts. I enjoyed the collage of baby pics of the contestants, which confirmed my theory that Elliott was odd-looking from birth. The night as a whole was a little weird, and I don’t know if I’m just getting jaded as hell or if the song choices were really as stupid as they appeared, but I [...]

captainD's Boot Prediction: Survivor Panama, Episode 12

by captainD We are down to the final five on Survivor: Exile Island. Actually only four are still in the running for the top prize if you believe in the car curse. Could the producers not find a better challenge to use in determining who wins a new car? Nevertheless, Terry won both reward and immunity taking his total number of victories to 487. But hey, at least now he has the car curse to worry about. The reward challenge will allow loved ones from [...]

American Idol 5, 05-02-06 – Wildly Unpredictable Night

by LauraBelle It’s a big week here on American Idol, with perhaps the best final five the in the history of the show. Not that you would know from the celebrities in the audience, as we only have Anthony Federov from last season and Ace Young eliminated a few weeks ago to show for it. It may have been Nikki McKibbin with dark hair in the audience as well, but no big movie stars like Whoopi Goldberg, or Idols in their own hayday stars like [...]