And THIS Is Why I Love Reality TV: Top Chef, Bottom Host

– Christina M. Rau/GatsbyGirl What better way to replace a show that focuses on bony emaciated models than with a show about food glorious food? Score one for Bravo’s “Top Chef.” No more bickering fashionistas, and, alas, no more Tim Gunn. In their place are chefs of all shapes, sizes, and cooking backgrounds. And instead of a very pregnant supermodel with snotty judges, there are food critics and a robotic host. Still some great competition. That saying, “If you can’t take the heat, get out [...]

America’s Next Top Model Cycle 6, Episode 4: “I Know I Can Do Better”

by Mali Perl I was thrilled that Gina was eliminated because the whole Jade drama combined with the endless whining was really getting on my nerves. Not only did she lack skills, was unable to take direction and tended to have a blank stare most of the time but I couldn’t listen to her say yet again that she knows she can do better. Gina, by now it’s safe to say that you can’t do any better so pack your bags, girl. Nnenna is turning [...]

The Law of the Jungle – America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6, Episode 4

by Leslie Seaton After last week’s ANTM, I had been lulled into false sense of safety. I tuned in this week, forgetting that each week has a quick recap of the prior week’s events. I was, therefore, completely unprepared when forced, once again, to view the horrible ankle-twisting events from the previous episode’s fetish heel runway challenge. I think that footage is giving me a mild form of high-heel-related PANTMSD. (That’s Post-ANTM Stress Disorder.) If my heel-wearing is compromised because of this…well, Tyra better hope [...]

On the Outs in the Inner Circle – Unan1mous, Episode 2

by Carrie I guess it was only a matter of time: after a relatively entertaining premiere, Unan1mous is already starting to drag on and feel ‘milked’. My guess is that the final vote to award the money happened sooner than producers thought it would, so they have to stretch out the footage they have in order to keep the series running until Idol ends. Otherwise I think we’d be seeing a bit more substance jammed into our half hour of viewing pleasure. Anyway, let’s move [...]

Next Stop Broadway – Nashville Star 4, Episode 3

by Orion Mitchell Side affects may include, headache, diarrhea, gas, or constipation … no that’s not from listening to Wynonna for an hour, it’s from Prilosec – proud sponser of Nashville Star 4 Episode 3. Yes folks, the competition is really heating up; new hats, new hair and a whole lot of moxie. ‘Cause to make it in the country music biz (I can say biz ’cause I’m cool) you need lots of moxie, a little gumption and a severe drinking problem that will ruin [...]

Video is a Smash Hit – The Surreal Life 6, Episode 2

by Tracy Rose The focus of this episode of The Surreal Life is the cast members creating a video for Smash Mouth’s song, “Story of My Life.” They are on a tight deadline and a tight budget. So while Steve sets up his band, he trusts Tawney to handle things as the producer. The cast hits a prop store and they want to have fun with it, but Tawney lets the power go to her head and vetoes all of their items. They pick up [...]

The Amazing Race Season 9, Episode 5 Commentary: Viva la Italia !

by Mali Perl Is it weird that for me the highlights of the episode were the following: Fran & Barry giving Lake & Michelle the cold shoulder twice tied with The Frats vs. Hippies airport wheelchair race? Is it wrong how much I’m loathing Lake & Michelle and their mean-spirited and unnecessary yielding of the Pinks? And when did Lori from the Geeks turn into Cruella DeVille? But let’s get right down to the essence, shall we? From the beginning at the Munich airport, Lake [...]

What's It All About, Man? – Blow Out 3, Episode 2

by Heather Since this was my first time watching Blow Out, I wondered what it would be about. Well, luckily Jonathan told me several times what it’s all about, man. Here’s a recap of his words of wisdom and adventures in big hair. Previously on Blow Out — Jonathan does his hair. Then he does some other people’s hair on a morning show in New York. Then Jonathan fixes his hair and catches a plane back to LA. This episode starts out with Jonathan making [...]

American Idol 5, 03-28-06 – Welcome To The 21st Century

by LauraBelle As Randy points out, what’s great about tonight’s show is that we get to see what type of music the Idols would choose to record if making a record today, as the theme is “Songs From The 21st Century.” Most of the song choices tonight are the ones the idols sing when listening to the radio or singing in the shower. The problem is that these aren’t always the best songs for their style or voices. Lisa Tucker starts it off, choosing to [...]

Laundry Day In Italy – The Amazing Race 9, Episode 5