John Heffron is the Last Comic Standing

John Heffron is the big winner of Last Comic Standing 2. He wins the talent contract, appearance on the Tonight Show, a half-hour special on Comedy Central and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax. (Sorry, I was flipping channels. He didn’t win the turtle wax. John Clingon from Valley Ridge, Rhode Island, who was on …

Mind Games – Big Brother, August 10th

by aurora Just to bring you up to speed, Scott was evicted last week, the twin twist was revealed, Nakomis won Head of Household, and nominated Diane and Marvin. Oh, and Jase continues to model extraordinarily awful headgear while primping and preening in any reflective surface he can find. As this episode begins, Jase is …

Begs and Legs – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 6

[i]by atarus[/i] We’re back for another episode of TAR, a wonderful show that I just really got into this season. We start off this episode at the Sphinx, where the last pit stop was. Colin and Christie have a 7-hour head start on everyone else, or so they think. As soon as the words “7-hour …

Grand Finales – C'mon John Heffron

So, this was it. The big grand finale. That’s cool. I was about ready. Weren’t you? Jay Mohr and crew spent the first hour and 15 minutes leading up to the performances. Two surprise guests returned. One was Grandma Lee, an almost-made-it to Vegas from the Florida auditions. She’s a hoot. She has a Mo …

We’ll Always Have the Hut – For Love or Money 4, Finale

by aurora The finale is here, the finale is here! And they’ve gone back to the dreaded two-hour format. Best settle in, ‘cause it’s a long ride to the end. Three guys remain – Caleb, David, and Mike. Caleb and David are holding checks worth an astounding single dollar, while Mike has been sitting pretty …

Assistant – Roughing and Bluffing It

The show starts right off with an elimination. He decides to test the assistants on how fast they can get dressed and to his bedroom when he sets off the ‘bat’ alarm. Poor Stefani got ousted ‘cuz she was last in. Oh well! She can always get work as an Elvira impersonator. The goth thing …

GUG – Episode 3

Victoria is single and looking for love. This hottie walks into the STAR/Men’s Fitness Offices and shows off his impressive six-pack abs and portfolio. He asks for Victoria’s info. She’s awfully flattered and a bit taken a back. AWWWWW! Ain’t lust grand? She goes back into her office and writes her info on a sticky …

Reality-itis Can Be Fatal

Yes, researchers at the Mark Burnett (not that Mark Burnett) Institute for TV Related Disorders and Ways to Mess with the Media have discovered a new, potentially fatal condition called Reality-itis. “We suspect that millions upon millions of people worldwide are struggling with this disease. It robs them of their lives and so much more,” …

Bet Your Life – Don't

I watched this movie from beginning to end. I think I deserve combat pay. I’m going to suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because of this god-awful movie. It was terrible. The writing was senseless; the plot thin and contrived, and the action sequences were far too predictable. Yuck. I haven’t been this saddened by …