Reality-itis Can Be Fatal
Yes, researchers at the Mark Burnett (not that Mark Burnett) Institute for TV Related Disorders and Ways to Mess with the Media have discovered a new, potentially fatal condition called Reality-itis. “We suspect that millions upon millions of people worldwide are struggling with this disease. It robs them of their lives and so much more,” Jeff Probe, the center’s director, announced today at a press conference. Symptoms of this condition include: = blathering on like an idiot = fear of sitcoms and dramas = depression [...]