What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Go Home with American Idol

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Go Ho...

The final three get to go home to a hero's welcomes this week on American Idol. That means we're headed home to Georgia, Louisiana, and California. What would Idol be ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Night Two of America’s Got Talent

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Night...

The talent was great on America's Got Talent last night, but let's be real. WE weren't really watching that as much as we were watching Howard Stern. He seemed to ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Survivor: One World Season Finale

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Survi...

It's the first time ever there's been an all-female final five on Survivor. I do wonder if it would have been different had Colton been able to stay in the ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Notes from the Heart Healer

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Notes...

Just in time for Mother's Day, Hallmark presents another installment of The Note movie series. Genie Francis again portrays the journalist and this time comes to terms with one of ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Who Does Jason Sudeikis Think He Is?

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Who D...

Tonight on Who Do You Think You Are? Jason Sudeikis' search for his roots takes him here to Chicago to follow the life and death of his paternal grandfather, and ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – J-Lo and David Cook Perform on Idol

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American Idol is once again pulling out the stops for their musical guests tonight, what with a past winner and one of the current judges performing. But will people care ...

What’s Hot on TV Tonight – Idol Final 4 Go California Dreamin’

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I feel like I say this every week, that I'm still shocking someone is gone from American Idol, but I am somewhat shocked still that we lost Skylar Laine last ...

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