JWoWW, WonderWoman: Jersey Shore, S4, Ep9

You know what ruins a hangover? Work. RonRon, SloppyDeena, and DJP are up way too early after a night of drinking, carousing, and wailing. I assume they’re going to work; otherwise, where the hell are they going that early, complaining about how tired they are? SloppySnooki climbs out of bed, not being able to deal …

Not-Lesbians Do Sex: Jersey Shore, S4, Ep7

Even when there’s no drama in the house, there’s lots to complain about and butt into. On the way to work, JWoWW and SloppyRon lecture Snooki about her relationship. They’re worried about her because of Jianni. Blah blah blah. Snooki simply does not want to work because she doesn’t like working at all. Outside, SloppyRon …

Sloppy Couple Reunited!: Jersey Shore, S4, Ep6

You know how much I did not want to watch this show this week? I sat down and graded papers for a few hours straight. Yeah, that’s right. I chose grading developmental writing papers over watching Jersey Shore. Maybe it’s some lingering aversion to having to watch the SloppyCouple and the Troublemaking Sitch Snitch. Ugh. …

Lesbians Out, 'Roid Rage In: Jersey Shore, S4, Ep 4

The morning after is such a fun time. Surprisingly, on this particular morning, DJP is not waking everyone up with the grenade horn. One of the twins wakes up, climbs out of Sitch’s bed, finds her clothes, and does a quick pre-walk-of-shame through the house to find her virgin sister in Vincenzo’s bed with a …

Twinning!: Jersey Shore, S4, Ep 3

Every week, we begin right where we left off—drunk, coming home from a club, with or without someone DTF. Sitch had called the cute-not-beautiful Florida girl when we last saw him; now we see him doing what he does, calling her a cab after they’ve done the Push Pop or the Ring Pop or the …

Florence Shore-Adjacent: Jersey Shore S4, Ep1

When Jersey Shore premiered, many citizens of New Jersey were embarrassed and angry that the small group of almost-Italian, clubbing, tanning, laundry-doing, gym-going partiers represented the Jersey Shore. Now all of America can feel the exact same way this season as we follow that same group overseas to the homeland (though for some of them …