Roseanne always have biting comments for everyone else, and tonight she herself will be the subject of a Comedy Central roast. It ought to be a wild night of almost everything goes. Catch up on your other favorite shows at TV-Links.
1. XXX Summer Olympics. Men's Basketball final: Spain vs. USA. Men's volleyball final: Russia vs. Brazil. Men's Water Polo final: Croatia vs. Italy. Freestyle Wrestling final. Rhythmic Gymnastics: group final. 9:00 AM CT NBC
2. NASCAR Racing: Spring Cup. From Watkins Glen International in Watkins, Glen, NY. 12:00 PM CT ESPN
3. 2012 PGA Championship. Final round from the Kiawah Island Golf Resort in Kiawah Island, SC. 1:00 PM CT CBS
4. MLB Baseball. Oakland Athletics at Chicago White Sox. 1:00 PM CT TBS
5. 60 Minutes. Helping the long-term unemployed find work, scientists making real and artificial flavors, and the Congo's Kimbanguist Symphony Orchestra. 6:00 PM CT CBS
6. XXX Summer Olympics. Closing ceremony. 6:00 PM CT NBC
7. Big Brother. Frank nominates two players for eviction. 7:00 PM CT CBS
8. Secret Millionaire. Entrepreneur Sean Belnick heads to his Brooklyni to look for people worthy of his donations. 7:00 PM CT ABC
9. Leverage. The team goes after a restaurateur who pursues fame and money, destroying lives in the process . 7:00 PM CT TNT
10. Xtreme Waterparks. We're trotting the globe and riding the world's most extreme water rides. From the world’s tallest slide in Brazil, to the world's largest indoor waterpark in Germany – we're getting wet and counting down the world's best rides. 7:00 PM CT Travel Channel
11. MLB Baseball. Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. 7:00 PM CT ESPN
12. Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition. A 45-year-old mom tries to lose the extra pounds she gained after serious injuries. 8:00 PM CT ABC
13. Falling Skies. The 2nd Mass meets new faces, Tom runs into his former mentor, Maggie starts to figure out the Pope might not stay with the group, and Tector recognizes his military past. 8:00 PM CT TNT
14. The Glades. Season finale. A surfing clothing line founder is murdered, and Jim realizes he has to make a decision regarding his and Callie's relationship when he becomes frustrated over her lack of communication. 8:00 PM CT A&E
15. Hoarding: Buried Alive. Gary has to sleep outside on a makeshift bed because his house is too full. 8:00 PM CT TLC
16. Insane Coaster Wars. From speed demons to g-forces, which coaster will soar above the competition? We pitted the top roller coasters in the country against each other and you picked the winner. The ballots are in, the numbers have been crunched and this special counts down the ten top coasters in the country. 8:00 PM CT Travel Channel
17. Ice Road Truckers. Things get scary quickly when one of the guys gets lost in a white-out with no plan and no help in sight. 8:00 PM CT HISTORY
18. Drop Dead Diva. Jane defends Deb's mom when she gets sued by a student, and Grayson and Kim defend a sculpture's decency. 8:00 PM CT Lifetime
19. Hell on Wheels. Cullen and Elam are at opposite ends of the law, and Durant and Lily push the railroad out west. 8:00 PM CT AMC
20. True Blood. The Authority tries to get the favor of the public, Nora tries to convert Eric, Jason gets a mysterious scroll, Pam and Tar have to obey a new sheriff, Sam and Luna look for Emma, and Russell tries to find a higher calling. 8:00 PM CT HBO
21. The Great Escape. Three teams have to escape an active power plant generator by figuring out a system of pipes, pistons, and puzzles. 9:00 PM CT TNT
22. Political Animals. Elaine is torn, Bud finds out the truth behind TJ's suicide attempt, and Susan gets unlimited access to the submarine rescue mission. 9:00 PM CT USA
23. The Comedy Central Roast. Roseanne Barr gets roasted 9:00 PM CT Comedy Central
24. Longmire. Season finale. A killer goes after four boys who were acquitted of raping a developmentally-disabled Cheyenne girl, and when a Denver detective arrives, Walt has to face the reality of his wife's death. 9:00 PM CT A&E
25. The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The cross-country Napa trip continues this week, and it seems as if (for once!) the families are enjoying each other’s company. During the trip, the husbands learn why surfing and excessive boozing aren’t a good combination, while Melissa looks on from the sidelines, (dolled up in a sequined two-piece.) Is the crew getting along just a signal of the calm before the storm? 9:00 PM CT Bravo
26. High School Moms. Behavior could be reason for expulsion for a 16-year-old, and another student might be forced to leave school because of daycare fees. 9:00 PM CT TLC
27. All You can Meat. In the first half hour of the season opener,Chuey Martinez is on a mission to savor some of America’s tastiest pulled pork – from a pork shoulder with a French twist in New Orleans, LA to Mexican pulled pork carnitas tacos in Denver, CO. In the second premiere, Martinez is on the hunt for the country’s tastiest brisket. He tries all kinds including slow-cooked city and country style in Texas, sweet and tangy brisket in Charlotte, NC and authentic Mexican brisket tacos in Los Angeles. 9:00 PM CT Travel Channel
28. Army Wives. The group deals with the fallout after the Centennial celebration, Roxy and Trevor get to take Drew home, Denise and Roland believe David's friend could be being abused, and Gloria confides in Jackie. 9:00 PM CT Lifetime
29. Bridezillas. While most brides are content to leave their mother-in-law at arm’s length, our Bridezilla Tracy admits that she’s desperate for her mother-in-law’s affection. When her mother-in-law declines an invitation to the nail salon, Tracy stomps to the bedroom for a meltdown no one can stop. When the stripper appears at Bridezilla Tasha's bachelorette party, she is less blushing bride and more horrified, as she screams in terror and leaves the room. 9:00 PM CT WE
30. Breaking Bad. Walt's team must get creative to obtain the materials they need to continue their operation. 9:00 PM CT AMC
31. Newsroom. A ratings drop has Will and Mac abandoning principles, Sloan is irritated by a lack of screen time, and Charlie finds out the identity of a whistleblower. 9:00 PM CT HBO
32. Weeds. Nancy and Silas start new jobs, Shane graduates from the police academy and is put on assignment, and Andy searches for work at the local Jewish temple. 9:00 PM CT Showtime
33. Episodes. Sean and Beverly talk to Matt about weight gain, and Beverly gets convinced to date Morning's brother. 9:30 PM CT Showtime