No wonder acting is so popular. You get to play such a wide variety of characters. Proving that he wasn’t typecast, Jesse Eisenberg, who previously starred as the creator of Facebook in The Social Network, tonight stars as a pizza delivery guy in 30 Minutes or Less on Starz.
1. College Basketball. Final round of NCAA Division II Basketball from Highland Heights, KY. Motevallo vs. Western Washington. 12:00 PM CT CBS
2. Get Smart.Interestingly, they seem to have this on a lot on Thursdays, a day when The Office would normally be on. I think the part of Maxwell Smart was made for a remake by Steve Carell. Anne Hathaway, Alan Arkin, and Dwayne Johnson join him. 12:25 PM CT TBS
3. PGA Tour Golf. Third round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational from Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, FL. 1:30 PM CT NBC
4. College Basketball. Regional final of NCAA Basketball Tournament from Phoenix Florida vs. Louisville. 3:20 PM CT CBS
5. NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series. Royal Purple 300 from Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, CA. 4:30 PM CT ESPN
6. College Basketball. Regional final of NCAA Basketball Tournament from Boston. Ohio State vs. Syracuse. 5:40 PM CT CBS
7. Lion King. The animated Disney flick that seemed to start a whole franchise between movies, Broadway, etc. It’s definitely a modern Disney classic. Thanks to my son watching it every day as a toddler, I know every single word. 5:00 PM CT ABC Family
8. Q’Viva! The Chosen. After watching all the contestants perform, the judges decide who will advance to the next round. 7:00 PM CT Fox
9. 48 Hours: Hard Evidence. In the first hour, the West Memphis 3. In the second hour, a celebrity dog trainer disappears from his home. 7:00 PM CT TLC
10. Must Love Cats. Cheshire cats, pub kittens, the world’s loudest cat, and a theory on where cats go when they leave home. 7:00 PM CT Animal Planet
11. NBA Basketball. Dallas Mavericks at Houston Rockets. 7:00 PM CT NBA TV
12. The Firm. A man on death row wants to help the family that put him there, Tammy’s inheritance causes problems with Ray, and the group finds out more about Sarah Holt 8:00 PM CT NBC
13. Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal. The husband of a woman who begins exotic dancing retaliates with an affair, and a man thinks he has landed his soulmate. 8:00 PM CT OWN
14. Too Cute. Rhodesian Ridgeback, Chow Chow, and Havanese puppies. 8:00 PM CT Animal Planet
15. 30 Minutes or Less. A pizza delivery guy is forced to rob a bank with a bomb strapped to his chest. Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, and Nick Swardson star. 8:00 PM CT Starz
16. 48 Hours Mystery. Boxer Arturo Gatti’s wife discusses the legal battles surrounding his death. 9:00 PM CT CBS
17. NBA Basketball. Sacramento Kings at Golden State Warriors. 9:30 PM CT NBA TV