Lindsay Lohan is guest hosting Saturday Night Live. There are so many skits they can do just around her, let alone things she could play a part in for a few laughs. It should be a good one. It’s definitely worth the DVR space. And maybe it’s just me, but she doesn’t even look like herself in the picture to the left. She looks like a caricature of Lindsay Lohan
1. College Basketball. Memphis at Tulsa. 11:00 AM CT CBS
2. College Basketball. Pittsburgh at Connecticut. 11:00 AM CT ESPN
3. College Basketball. Big South Tournament from Asheville, NC, Asheville vs. Virginia Military Insitute. 11:00 AM CT ESPN2
4. Gymnastics. American Cup from New York. 12:00 PM CT NBC
5. College Basketball. Washington at UCLA. 1:00 PM CT CBS
6. College Basketball. Cincinnati at Villanova. 1:00 PM CT ESPN
7. College Basketball. Final Round of Ohio Valley Tournament from Nashville. 1:00 PM CT ESPN2
8. PGA Tour Golf. Third round of the Honda Classic from Palm Beach Gardens, FL. 2:00 PM CT NBC
9. Must Love Dogs. A lonely couple meet up with each other through a computer dating site. It doesn’t have as much to do with dogs as it sounds, but is still a cute movie. 2:00 PM CT WE
10. College Basketball. Louisville at Syracuse. 3:00 PM CT CBS
11. College Basketball. Vanderbilt at Tennessee. 3:00 PM CT ESPN
12. NASCAR Racing: Nationwide Series. Bashas’ Supermarkets 200 from Phoenix International Raceway. 3:30 PM CT ESPN2
13. MacGruber. It’s hard to believe they made a whole feature film out of this short Saturday Night Live bit, but they did! 4:30 PM CT ThrillerMax
14. College Basketball. North Carolina at Duke. 6:00 PM CT ESPN
15. College Basketball. Final round of Atlantic Sun Tournament from Macon, GA. 6:00 PM CT ESPN2
16. NBA Basketball. Milwaukee Bucks at Orlando Magic. 6:00 PM CT NBA TV
17. Q’Viva! The Chosen. Ex-couple Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony do a Latin version of American Idol. 7:00 PM CT Fox
18. The Firm. Mitch and Ray investigate a mysterious death and end up mixed up in the world of terror law, and Tammy tries to further the Sarah Holt case by getting a new job. 8:00 PM CT NBC
19. 20/20. “My Extreme Affliction.” 8:00 PM CT ABC
20. Parking Wars. In the first half hour, a man tries to drive away while being towed, and Kim gets into a row with a person who removed a handicapped parking sign. In the second half hour, a card dealer wants to take some sidewalk space, and Eric helps firefighters get more access to hydrants 8:00 PM CT A&E
21. Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal. A woman looks for the company of another man while her husband is in Iraq, and a man has an affair with the secretary at his company. 8:00 PM CT OWN
22. Too Cute. The early months of cats that includes exploring and playing with other pets.. 8:00 PM CT Animal Planet
23. College Basketball. Texas at Kansas. 8:00 PM CT ESPN
24. College Basketball. First Semifinal round of West Coast Tournament from Las Vegas. 8:00 PM CT ESPN2
25. Soul Surfer. A teenager surfer loses her arm in a shark attack and tries to find a way to keep competing in the sport that has become her whole life. AnnaSophia Robb, Helen Hunt, and Dennis Quaid star. 8:00 PM CT Starz
26. 48 Hours Mystery. A professional poker player’s parents are brutally murdered, placing him as a suspect. 9:00 PM CT CBS
27. Billy the Exterminator. In the first half hour, a backyard is turned into a playground of horrors because of a raccoon and giant beehive. In the second half hour, an attic holds a bat colony, and a 10-foot python is found in a family swimming pool. 9:00 PM CT A&E
28. Beyond the Headlines: The Real Blue-Eyed Butcher. The story of a Texas housewife who tried to cover up her crime after stabbing her husband 193 times. 9:00 PM CT Lifetime
29. NBA Basketball. Minnesota Timberwolves at Portland Trailblazers. 9:00 PM CT NBA TV
30. Saturday Night Live. Lindsay Lohan is the guest host, and Jack White the musical guest. 10:30 PM CT NBC