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The Amazing Race 6

“Long Way From Brooklyn” – The Amazing Race 6, Premiere
That Confusing Stick Shift – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 2
“66, 68, 80…” – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 3
“Wake Up, BooBoo!” – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 4
“Jonathon is the Biggest Wiener of Them All” – Amazing Race 6, Episode 5
To Be Continued? – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 6
The Recap Show – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 7
“You Messed My Face Up! I’m Super Model!” – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 8
“Damn, I’m Good!” – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 9
“Jonathon, Help Her!” – Amazing Race 6, Episode 10
“They Went Away” – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 11
Taxi Drivers Scare Me – The Amazing Race 6, Episode 12
Nice Guys Finish Last – The Amazing Race 6, Finale

Survivor: Vanuatu

captainD’s Boot Prediction – Episode 1
At Least They Got A Rock – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 1
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 2
Dolly In The Middle – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 2
captainD’s Boot Prediction Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 3
Dead Man Walking – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 3
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 4
Da Da Da – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 4
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 5
Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 5
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 6
PIGGIES! – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 6
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 7
“Yasur Will Burn” – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 7
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 8
The Cat Who Choked On The Canary – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 8
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 9
No Bones About It – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 9
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 10
25-30 Plans….That All Suck – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 10
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 11
“Vengeance Is Mine” – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 11
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 12
I Screwed You, Didn’t I? – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 12
captainD’s Boot Prediction – Survivor Vanuatu, Episode 13
Oh, The Irony! – Survivor: Vanuatu, Episode 13
captainD’s Survivor Vanuatu Finale Predictions
“The Game Ended Up Playing Me” – Survivor: Vanuatu Finale
“God Bless Twila” – Survivor: Vanuatu Reunion

The Apprentice 2

It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business – The Apprentice 2, Episode 1
Stupid is as Stupid Does – The Apprentice 2, Episode 2
That Girl Ain’t Right – The Apprentice 2, Episode 3
You Failed You Failed You Failed! – The Apprentice 2, Episode 4
It’s Not Even Going to Be Close – The Apprentice 2, Episode 5
Call the Fashion Police – The Apprentice 2, Episode 6
Every Dog Has Its Day – The Apprentice 2, Episode 7
NYPD Blues – The Apprentice 2, Episode 8
Extreme Makeover: Trump Edition – The Apprentice 2, Episode 9
Always the Bridesmaid – The Apprentice 2, Episode 10
Butt Shots and The Piano Man – The Apprentice 2, Episode 11
Getting The Edge on The Competition – The Apprentice 2, Episode 12
Two Down, One to Go – The Apprentice 2, Episode 14

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1

GUG – Episode 1, Meet the Family
GUG – Episode 2, Da Boyz
GUG – Episode 3, Young Studs & Tattoo Runs
GUG – Episode 4, Goons Over Miami
GUG Episode 5, What do Victoria & Andy Dick have in common?
GUG – Episode 6 — Let me COUNT the ways
GUG – Episode 7 — Who’s your (God) Mommy?
GUG – Episode 8? – Injections & Objections
Open House – GUG Episode 9
GUG Episode 10 – Grandma Never Wears “Tight-Ass” Clothes Like You Do
Expanding our Horizons — GUG, Episode 11
A Very Gotti Christmas
Gotti – Season 1 Recap

The Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser – A Preview
You Win Five Pounds of Lard! – The Biggest Loser, Premiere
Jaws, Not Scales, Are Dropping – The Biggest Loser, Episode 2
Beware the Cinnamon Bun – The Biggest Loser, Episode 3
Ryan is Human After All – The Biggest Loser, Episode 5

Starting Over – Season 2

Starting Over, round two
Is You Is or Is You Ain’t My Daddy -Starting Over 9/13/04
How Long Must I Wait? Starting Over, 9/14/04
Oh Lord, Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood-Starting Over 9/15/04
Pick a Card, Any Card – Starting Over, 9/16/04
Secrets & Lies – Starting Over, 9/17/04
Mommy’s First Meltdown – Starting Over, 9/20/04
Dress-up Day – Starting Over, 9/21/04
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead – Starting Over, 9/22/04
How Ya Like Me Now? – Starting Over, 9/23/04
Tough Crowd – Starting Over, 9/24/04
Bankin’ on Love – Starting Over, 9/27/04
Step Away From the Mascara-Starting Over, 9/28/04
Honor your inner Prynne – Starting Over, 9/29/04
A Mean Hook – Starting Over, 9/30/04
If Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy – Starting Over, 10/1/04
God Wants Me To Dress Better – Starting Over, 10/4/01
Painted Ladies – Starting Over, 10/5/04
J’Accuse – Starting Over, 10/6/04
Anything But The Cheez Doodles – Starting Over, 10/7/04
Burberry Barbie -Starting Over, 10/8/04
I DID Tee a Puddy Tat – Starting Over, 10/11/04
Shade o’ Grey-Starting Over, 10/12/04
Hot For Teacher-Starting Over, 10/13/04
Sister Act – Starting Over, 10/14/04
Beach Babies-Starting Over, 10/15/04
Barnyard Follies – Starting Over, 10/18/04
Don’t Touch That Button – Starting Over, 10/19/04
Which is Sexier … Bunge Cords or Ice Fishing – Starting Over, 10/20/04
Forgiveness – Starting Over, 10/21/04
You Are Fearless – Starting Over, 10/22/04
Who Zat Lady-Starting Over, 10/25/04
What Kind of Yakka Yakka? Starting Over, 10/26/04
Mo Berry Blue – Starting Over, 10/27/04
Dirty Dirt in the Dirty Dirt Dirt – Starting Over, 10/28/04
Don’t Look a Gift Sock in the Mouth – Starting Over, 10/29/04
Pandora’s Box – Starting Over, 11/1/04
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty – Starting Over, 11/2/04
Stop That Or I’ll Go Blind – Starting Over, 11/3/04
Goo Goo, Ga Ga *Gag*-Starting Over, 11/4/04
The Envelope Please-Starting Over, 11/5/04
Judgment Day – Starting Over, 11/11/04
Alone But For a Blankey and Stuffed Animal – Starting Over, 11-18/19-04
Flippant Remarks and The New Woman – Starting Over
Fierce Conversations – Starting Over

America’s Next Top Model 3

Meet & Greet the Petites – Episode 1
Recap – Part 2 — Meet & Greet The Petites
Big lips and bigger dips…
Eating Disorders, Backstabbing and Beauty Shots
Roller Boogie
Big Girls Do Cry
Tarantulas, Attitudes and Toodles – ANTM Episode 7
Don’t Spit That Out!
Tokyo Ho’s – ANTM 3, Episode 10
You Don’t Belong Here – ANTM 3, Episode 11
Eva the Diva Brings It On Home, Y’all

The Swan 2

Swan Reunion: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall…
Swan 2 – Episode 1: Which Scars Run Deeper?
The Roller Coaster to Recovery – The Swan 2, Episode 2
Swan 2 – Episode 3: Surrender To the “Swan”
Swan 2, Episode 4 – Sister Act
Swan 2 – Episode 5: Why do all the Swans look alike?
Captain Swan and Tooth Decay – Swan 2, Episode 6
Good News and Bad News – The Swan 2, Episode 7
Swan 2 – Episode 8: The Pageant Waits for You
Can I Have Some “Whine” With My Cheese – Swan, Season 2 Pageant

The Surreal Life 3

“Six Degrees of Irritation” – Surreal Life 3, Episode 1
“Date Night” – Surreal Life 3, Episode 2
“Crank It Up” – Surreal Life 3, Episode 3
“It’s a Freakin’ Winnebago!” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 4
“Bridgette’s Just Loose!” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 5
“I Feel Like A Prostitute” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 6
“Ryan Is A Little Bitchy” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 7
“Who Ya Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 8
“Meet William Drayton” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 9
“So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Get Out!” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 10
“I Just Want To Live My Life” – The Surreal Life 3, Episode 11

The Bachelor 6

“We Choose Country Mouse” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 1
“Brandy … She’s a Fine Girl” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 2
“Surprise? … What Surprise?” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 3
“I Was Clocked By The Mute!” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 4
“Lost!” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 5
“The Other Woman” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 6
“With Friends Like This …” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 7
“The Women Tell All” – The Bachelor 6, Episode 8
Alma Gemela – The Bachelor 6, Episode 9 – The Finale
“There’s Something About Mary” – The Bachelor 6, After The Final Rose

I’m Famous and Frightened

Ghost Show Returns
First Night
Second Night
The Final Night

The X-Factor

Can Simon Cowell Find The X-Factor In The UK?
Double Trouble – The X-Factor, September 4th
Could Cowell’s X-Factor Be The End Of “Idol” ? – The X-Factor, September 11th
The One Where The Judge Showed Up Late – The X-Factor, September 18th
The End Of The Road – The X-Factor, October 2nd
Boot Camp – The X-Factor, October 9th
At The Judges Homes – The X-Factor, 16th October
The First Live Show – The X-Factor, 23rd October
Tabby Goes Home – The X Factor, Semi Final

Last Comic Standing 3

Best of the Best – LCS Season 3
LCS 3 – Results & Round Two
Last Comic Standing 3 — Shall They Stay or Shall They Go?, Episode 3
Another Two Bite The Dust – Last Comic Standing 3, Episode 4
Who’s funnier — Louie Anderson or Carrot Top?
LCS 3 – Roast Anyone?
LCS 3 – A Fantastic Finale
Finale Faux Pas
Low-Down on LCS 3 – Finale
Last Comic Standing – The Joke’s On Us

The $25 Million Dollar Hoax

Liar Liar, Fancy Pants on Fire – $25 Million Dollar Hoax, Episode 1
Oops, I Blew All My Cash – The $25 Million Dollar Hoax, Episode 2
Guises, Prizes, and Surprises – The $25 Million Dollar Hoax, Finale

The Benefactor

Jenga Anyone? – The Benefactor, Episode 1
Do Not Waste My Time – The Benefactor, Episode 2
No Balls No Babies – The Benefactor, Episode 3
Basketball, Bribes and Bimbos – The Benefactor, Episode 4
Random Acts of Kindness – The Benefactor, Episode 5
Comedy of Errors – The Benefactor, Season Finale

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Meet the Chapmans – Episode 1
Daddy’s Not-So Little Boy — Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 2
Apprehension “Olympics” — Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 3
And your Dog-gy Dresses You Funny – Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 4
Hunting for Lupulele – Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 5
Girls are Cool & Dog’s Drool! – Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 6
Hey Lilo, Where’s Stitch? – Dog the Bounty Hunter, Episode 7

The Amazing Race 5

From Snow to Sand – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 5
Begs and Legs – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 6
Meet the Wimpeater – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 7
Colin or KY – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 8
We Will Facilitate That FOR Him – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 9
To the EXTREME – Amazing Race 5, Episode 10
“My Ox Is Broken!” – The Amazing Race 5, Episode 11
The Million-Dollar Mistake – The Amazing Race 5, Season Finale

Big Brother 5

Accusations and Meltdowns – Big Brother 5, July 27
Endurance HOH Competition and Nominations for July 31
“I Love Myself Sometimes!” Big Brother 5, August 3rd
Big Brother 5: Four Horsemen No More! – August 5
Mind Games – Big Brother, August 10th
‘He Lies, He Cheats, He Pees on Stuff” – Big Brother 5, August 12th
“I Could Smell The Power Trip A-Brewing” – Big Brother, August 14th
“Wonder Twin Powers. . . Nauseate!” Big Brother 5, August 17th
Pinky Swears, Karma, and a Mental Coin Toss – Big Brother 5, August 19th
This One’s for Will – Big Brother 5, August 21st
Every Show Needs a Sexy Cowboy – Big Brother 5, August 24th
“The Young and the Hopeless” – Big Brother 5, August 26th
Project DNA … A Failure – Big Brother 5, August 31st
“She Blinded Me With Science” Big Brother 5, September 2nd
The Hyper-Speed Eviction – Big Brother 5 Live Feeds, September 3rd
“All Crazy People Up In There!” – Big Brother, Saturday, Sept. 4
They’ve Got a Plan! – Big Brother 5, September 7th
Even Marvin Wasn’t Backdoored! – Big Brother 5, September 9th
It’s the Final Four! – Big Brother, Sept. 11
And Then There Were Three – Big Brother 5, September 14th
Someone’s Goin’ Down! – Big Brother 5, September 17th
Technically, He Won by One Vote – Big Brother 5, Season Finale

For Love or Money 4

The Inevitable Check Swap – For Love or Money 4, Episode 3
Bowling For Kisses – For Love or Money 4, Episode 4
For Love or Money 4 – How Will It End?
We’ll Always Have the Hut – For Love or Money 4, Finale

Last Comic Standing, Season 2

Last Comic Standing – Episode 3
“Last Comic Standing’s Little Controversies” — Episode 4
“Who’s Movin’ Out”: Last Comic Standing – Episode 5
Tour Guides and Todd’s Surprise — Last Comic Standing: Episode 6
Last Comic Standing — The Alliance: Episode 7
“Another One Bites the Dust” on Last Comic Standing: Episode 8
Last Comic Standing — The Final Five: Episode 9
Last Comic Standing – Wildcard Show
LCS – Wild Card Winner Announced
Last Comic Standing – Final Six Bring It
Last Comic Standing – The Final Finalists are Chosen
Last Comic Standing – Grand Finales, C’mon John Heffron
John Heffron is the Last Comic Standing

Next Action Star

Disasters and Disses: Next Action Star – Episode 3
Save the Drama, Latina Mama: Next Action Star Update
Explosives – of a different sort on Next Action Star
Next Action Star: Jared’s Song
The Finale Is Coming, The Finale is Coming
Next Action Star — Winners Announced
Bet Your Life – Don’t

The Assistant

Assistant – Episode One
Assistant – Episode Two
Assistant – Episode Three
Andy Gets Sick – The Assistant, Episode 4
Assistant – Roughing & Bluffing It, Episode 5
Spa Day – Clip Away!, The Assistant, Episode 6
Yet Another Twist on the Assistant – Episode 7
Assistant Finale – Finally

The Simple Life 2

No Bull About It – The Simple Life 2, Episode 1
Mermaids R Us – The Simple Life 2 – Episode 2
The Girls Get Shy Around Naked People? – The Simple Life 2 – Episode 3
Home of Britney Spears! The Simple Life 2 – Episode 5
Farm Help Needed – Call Paris and Nicole – The Simple Life 2 – Episode 6
The Simple Life 2, Episode 8 – Desperately Seeking Spicewood…
“Bad Girls, Bad Girls…” – The Simple Life 2, Episode 9
Country Roads, Take Me Home – The Simple Life 2, Season Finale


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