Sounds like it would go together, doesn’t it? Bachelor Pad and Football? Not if you live in Chicago, apparently. Those of you in the rest of the country will get Bachelor Pad tonight on ABC. Chicago folks will get the game between the Bears and the Giants. If you’re in Chicago and want to find out what happens on the Bachelor Pad and if Jake and Vienna ever get this think worked out, you’ll have to catch it tonight at 12:07 AM. Catch up on other TV you may have missed at TV-Links.
1. The Breakfast Club. Out of all the Brat Pack/John Hughes movies, I think this one will stand the test of time the most. Just in case you wanted to feel old, it’s been 24 years. 12:00 PM CT WMax
2. The Proposal. Sandra Bullock stars as a woman about to be deported to Canada, so she convinces her male assistant to marry her, but before that, they have to visit his family in Alaska. 3:30 PM CT FX
3. Bachelor Pad. Vienna and Kasey lose their hold over everyone else at mansion, Melissa gets upset with Blake, and Michael and Holly have a moment. 7:00 PM CT ABC
4. Hell’s Kitchen. The aspiring chefs continue working at impressing Chef Ramsay. 7:00 PM CT Fox
5. Eureka. Holly and Fargo appear to be on the surface of another planet. They try to keep things humorous while getting the job done, but their mission backfires and they become engulfed in smoke. Holly’s suit rapidly loses pressure and Fargo tells her she simply needs to recalculate. 7:00 PM CT Syfy
6. The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Amy is wishing for Ricky to propose, but Ricky has different plans. 7:00 PM CT ABC Family
7. Basketball Wives. A reunion of the cast members. 7:00 PM CT VH1
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8. NFL Preseason Football. Chicago Bears at New York Giants. 7:00 PM CT ESPN
9. American Ninja Warrior. The world’s most challenging obstacle course in Midoriyama, Japan. I’m guessing it beats Wipeout. 8:00 PM CT NBC
10. The Closer. While Capt. Raydor continues to investigate Det. Sanchez, the squad investigates the death of an officer’s daughter. 8:00 PM CT TNT
11. Warehouse 13. Myka leaves Pete to his own task while she locks in on a target in a busy train station. Pete is searching a hole with gloves but is pricked by unidentified source. Myka moves in as Pete lets her know that a spike has cut through his glove. Myka must leave the target as Pete is emitting a black smoke and starts to gasp for air. 8:00 PM CT Syfy
12. Hoarders. A chef who is a food hoarder, and a hoarder who could go to jail, unless she cleans up her home. 8:00 PM CT A&E
13. The Lying Game. Not hearing from Sutton, Emma has to put her feelings to the side and set forth with her new life. 8:00 PM CT ABC Family
14. The Millionaire Matchmaker. The eligible bachelors include a wannabe Hugh Hefner and a chauvinist. 8:00 PM CT Bravo
15. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. Tony heads to the Kurdish region of Iraq and Turkey. 8:00 PM CT Travel Channel
16. The Bad Girls Club. After a huge clash between Nastasia and Shelly, lines are drawn in the house. 8:00 PM CT Oxygen
17. Design Star. The contestants work on a family home, completing a makeover on multiple rooms. 8:00 PM CT HGTV
18. Rizzoli & Isles. Jane and Maura are on the case of a modern witch hunt, and Frankie’s ex comes back with a surprise. 9:00 PM CT TNT
19. Alphas. A new guest, Summer Glau, evidently has unstoppable powers and can invent things never seen before. 9:00 PM CT Syfy
20. Bear Swamp Recovery. In the first half hour, the team tries to repo the kitchen equipment in a restaurant, and repoing a 5-ton quarry truck sets PJ up for disaster. In the second half hour, the team repos a zomboni, and when they take a yacht off the Jersey shore, stowaways have mutiny on their minds. 9:00 PM CT truTV
21. Intervention. A mother of two does a little too much partying. 9:00 PM CT A&E
le="color: #ff0000;">22. Most Eligible Dallas. Drew jumps into the dating world, while Matt does the same with uncharted territory. Glenn is witness to the results of his hard work. 9:00 PM CT Bravo
23. Surprise Homecoming. An National Guardsman surprises his mom at a company picnic, the ultimate prize is awarded to a family, and a solider comes back from Afghanistan and proposes . 9:00 PM CT TLC
24. Supersize vs. Superskinny. Tracy tries to envision her thin self, and Alex wants to add weight to be more muscular. 9:00 PM CT OWN
25. Hair Battle Spectacular. As they vie for an OK! magazine feature, competitors’ hands are tied. 9:00 PM CT Oxygen
26. Weeds. Zoya attempts a bike shop takeover, Silas is approached by rival dealers, Shane offers to help Nancy, and Doug has to take care of the SEC. 9:00 PM CT Showtime
27. The Big C. “A Little Death.” 9:30 PM CT Showtime
28. Late Show with David Letterman.. The guests tonight include Denis Leary, Elizabeth Cook, and Tony Royster Jr. 10:35 PM CT CBS