John Heffron is the big winner of Last Comic Standing 2. He wins the talent contract, appearance on the Tonight Show, a half-hour special on Comedy Central and a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax. (Sorry, I was flipping channels. He didn’t win the turtle wax. John Clingon from Valley Ridge, Rhode Island, who was on the Price is Right did.) Regardless, congratulations JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a what-what? Let’s raise the roof in honor of the new LCS king. Alonzo Bodden was the first runner-up. If John Heffron can not perform the duties of stand-up king for a season or accepts a spread in Playgirl, or something like that, then Alonzo gets the gig. (Hey, Alonzo, I know some people who know some people who know people who are related to Tammy Pescatelli, I think, and well, we could work something out. Call me, baby!)
Gary came in 3rd. He didn’t look too unhappy ‘cuz his man-crush Todd Glass voted for him. That’s all that matters. Too bad Gary & Todd’s marriage ain’t legal no more. (stupid terminator policy makers…oops….I digressed big time. This is how rumors get started.)
All three of the grand finalists got to perform. Ralphie May, my personal fave from last season, returned and did his thang. I love me some Ralphie May. He is just the shizznit, ain’t he? Talkin’ all street yo. I hate it when the white man be playing it like that…(sorry, I’m a little sleep deprived these days!)
Dat Phan won for worst sign ever this evening. Someone in the audience held up a sign that said, no lie:
I AM A “PHAN” OF “DAT”
Someone else held up a sign for the host —- I’ll have some “MOHR” or Jay. UGH! Can we get better writers for the audience members, puh-lease!?????????!
Mr. Mohr announced that there will be a challenge of comics from season one vs. comics from season two in the next installment of Last Comic Standing, beginning after the Olympics.
Stay tuned for those updates. I’ve signed on for that tour of duty. I hope I don’t regret it!
Panndyra, Goddess of Chaos
These opinions are mine. You don’t have to agree with them. I promise I won’t be offended —- much!