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What's Hot On TV Tonight – Egos Clash on Celebrity Apprentice

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I know. It’s hard to imagine egos clashing on Celebrity Apprentice, and worse yet it’s the men’s egos on their team. Find it hard to believe? Me either. We also have what looks to be a good Amazing Race on tonight with a wood-stacking challenge that must be much harder than it looks. Would you rather do that or design a comic book character with Dennis Rodman? Actually, I think Rodman could be a comic book character.

1. NASCAR Racing: Spring Cup In Hampton, GA. It’s the Kobalt Tools 500 at Atlanta Motor Speedway. Carl Edwards has had seven top 10s in just nine starts here. 12:30 PM CT Fox

2. NBA Basketball: Suns at Spurs. The two teams last met on January 29, with the Spurs winning after shooting 38 of 44 from the free throw line. 2:30 PM CT ABC

3. Backdraft. You can’t lose with this cast, Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, and Robert DeNiro. And op top of that, Ron Howard directs. 2:50 PM CT Encore West

4. 60 Minutes. Reports include the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation taking control of a bank that has failed and eyewitness testimony flaws that are proven false by DNA. 6:00 PM CT CBS

5. Saturday Night Live Just Game Show Parodies. A collection of different game show spoofs throughout the years of SNL. If “Sean Connery” on Jeopard isn’t included in this, it would almost be a sin. 6:00 PM CT NBC

6. America’s Funniest Home Videos. Included tonight re clips of baseball bloopers, kids that pull out their own teeth that are loose, a homemade volcano eruption, and a guy scaring his girlfriend on the beach with a crab. 6:00 PM CT ABC

7. Hole In the Wall. I have to ask why this show is back. It’s like it just won’t die. Female gymnasts vs. male acrobats, and male surfers vs. female surfers. 6:00 PM CT Fox

8. The Amazing Race. The teams travel from Romania to Siberia and have to either stack wood or put shutters on a house. Obviously, the stacking of wood sounds easier until you see the results below. 7:00 PM CT CBS




9. Saturday Night Live Just Commercials. After you get done watching the game show parodies, now you can watch the commercial parodies. 7:00 PM CT NBC

10. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. The home of a mother of four who has only one fully-formed arm and no legs is renovated to accommodate her and her brood. 7:00 PM CT

11. Simpsons. They’re a little late with this one, as it deals with Homer having a Mardi Gras party which gets so expensive, the Simpsons have to put their house up for sale. 7:00 PM CT Fox

12. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. A jilted guy travels to Hawaii trying to forget his lost love and ends up running into her and her new lover. 7:10 PM CT Cinemax East

13. King of the Hill. Hank breaks his nose during football practice as he and the guys work on a rematch of the championship game they lost in high school. 7:30 PM CT Fox

14. Cold Case. A photo reveals that a 17-year-old that was murdered in 1976 was connected to a notorious motorcycle gang. 8:00 PM CT CBS

15. Celebrity Apprentice. Last week it was cupcakes, and this time it’s a comic book character they’re creating. The egos clash on the men’s team. 8:00 PM CT NBC

16. Desperate Housewives. Bree finds out something shocking about Orson while helping Tom Scavo look for a new job, Carlos’ boss that is having an affair uses Gaby as a cover, and Edie looks into Dave’s past after running into an old acquaintance. 8:00 PM CT ABC

17. Family Guy. Peter gets a job being a subject for medical experiments to pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse, and is injected with the Seth Rogen gene and a lifestyle-changing gene. 8:00 PM CT Fox

18. Rock of Love Bus With Bret Michaels. The contestants get their mothering skills tested with a bunch of rambunctious kids at a pool. 8:00 PM CT Fox

19. American Dad. Roger takes control of the Langley Falls Homeowners Association after he gets mad at Stan and abuses his power, changing the town’s character. 8:30 PM CT Fox

20. The Unit. A new team member is initiated while Jonas coaches his daughter on how to answer media questions about her kidnapping and rescue, while not blowing her cover story. 9:00 PM CT CBS

21. Brothers & Sisters. Despite gong through a recent medical issue and birth of his adopted son, Robert’s quest to become governor continues. Saul and Sarah try to keep Tommy’s legal problems from Nora, and ryan gets involved in the Walkers’ business. 9:00 PM CT ABC

22. Nitro Circus. Tommy and Jeremy dress up in Roman gear to host a dirt bike chariot race in Utah. 9:00 PM CT MTV



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