And THIS??? Is Why I Love Reality TV: Jersey Shore

[b][size=large]No. Just NO.[/size][/b]

:banana4: I’m BACK baby! With a vengeance! (here, “vengeance” means a particularly large amount of shame; I watch this show, more than I should, and I cannot stop, and I’ve been to the places they’ve been, and perhaps this recap is all based on jealousy for not being able to revisit the shore the way I’d like to revisit the shore–sigh–it’s not the last you’ll be hearing about it either, I’m certain.)